seiko

A Japanese watch brand that is considered mid-range (price-wise), though they are considered more high-end in Japan, where they release some models that are not released in North America. The prices vary from $50 for marked down watch to $6000 for their "Spring drive" watch.

Known more for their functionality than their style, even their $5000 watch isn't as flashy as a $3000 rolex.

Level of watches (not fashion watches)
Low: Timex
Mid-low: Wenger, Swiss army
Mid: Citizen, Seiko
Mid-high: Tag Heuer
High: Rolex
Higher: Patek Phillippe

I have $3000 to burn for a watch, and I'm getting a seiko instead of a rolex because there are so many fake rolexes and it's too ostentatious for me!

by Jennycola November 3, 2006

Sailor Jupiter

The super-powered version of Makoto Kino. She is a very tough and tomboy like figure who likes to cook and serves as the "muscles" of the group. She is also the tallest of the Sailor team. Boys fear as she nears them. Her element is thunder including moves like Supreme Thunder, Sparkling wide pressure, and Oak Evolution. The her friends usually call her Mako-Chan. Her color is green.

Sailor Jupiter: Jupiter Star Power, MAKE UP!

by SeraaJupitah August 22, 2009

Seikon no Qwaser

1): The usage of radiation from "Quasars" to enhance boob image and size, adapted from innovative Japanese technology.

2): The act of sucking soma from the enhanced cleavages of female anime characters in order to unlock an element of the periodic table of elements.

3): An anime based on definitions of 1 and 2.

Person 1: Hey did you see the new episode of Seikon no Qwaser that came out yesterday?

Person 2: There was so much sucking and moaning...

Person 1: Inorite?! Man he sucked her good!

by ihatelifemorethanyou August 20, 2010

Sailorific

adj.

A word that is commonly (or should be) used by Navy personnel and former Navy personnel when sarcasm is needed to describe something.

To denote that the present situation is reminiscent of government work.

To describe a man as being beyond flaming gay.

To describe the sludge some people serve as coffee that's so strong it'll wake the dead!

Conversation as seen on Facebook (names have been changed to protect the not so innocent)

Former Navy Wife: Hey __"Guy in the Navy"__! Shouldn't you be off getting a tattoo right bout now? HAHAHAHA

Guy in the Navy: lol i wanna just can't afford a new one yet. Maybe next week :P lol

Former Navy Wife: you should get an anchor with a pair of lips on your bum so you can tell the Navy to kiss your @$$

Former Sailor: ‎*sniff* ya'll makin' me feel like I am still a sailor out to sea.

Guy in the Navy: isn't it great __"Former Sailor"__ lol

Former Sailor: It's fucken sailorific

(silence for about a minute)

Former Sailor: I can't believe I said that word

by FormerNavyWife March 30, 2011

sellotape

sellotape is a long sticky strip of material that you use to to attach things together such as paper, the end of your apple charger to make it not bend, and the mouths of your hostages. it is an extremely dangerous material, and it is not allowed to be used in most institutions. if they find out you've been using it they will stamp down on you, and they will punish you to ensure that the people don't gain any kind of power, as they want to keep you in your place so that they can keep theirs at the top. they want to stamp down on our freedom of creative expression, because they know, essentially, that we will expose them.

whoa there is that sellotape? be careful with that.

i'm going to use this sellotape to strangle all my enemies

by dirtyprotest101 March 18, 2017

Sailor midget

A very small man dressed as a sailor, often found in small coastal fishing communities. Local superstition holds that photographing or interacting with the sailor midget is often a bad omen and may result in immediate calamity.

Shortly after he took a picture of the sailor midget, Philip flipped the golf cart and sent his passengers flying into the middle of the road.

by psully April 22, 2019

Seloua

Seloua is an extremely attractive and intelligent female with a beautiful body. She is the ultimate desire of many, but none can have her as she remains pure in heart, body, and soul. The name "Seloua" is derived from the Arabic language meaning solace and comfort. Given her unique combination of gifts, it is rumored that Seloua is possibly an angel, bringing peace, stability, and happiness to the lives of many. Most popular amongst bad boys looking for redemption and preppies looking to fulfill their fantasies.

Preppy: All I need to complete my perfect life is my perfect wife; Seloua
Bad boy: All my life I was lost and drowning, but when I saw Seloua I saw my redemption.

by Rafael s January 26, 2020