the longest meal you've ever had to sit through. for the jewish holiday passover. also, contains all your least favorite foods.
by drahcus February 13, 2010
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by SKaREO April 29, 2013
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I gave my main squeeze Yael a wicked hearty seder plate last night; it took her 3 hours to clean herself.
by Joost De Egressor March 12, 2008
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Recounts of the events at this time the morning after. are usually segmented and won't seem as funny when given proper consideration of the conversation. Or may result in selective amnesia.
Recounts of the events at this time the morning after. are usually segmented and won't seem as funny when given proper consideration of the conversation. Or may result in selective amnesia.
Voltanis: What the fuck did we talk about last night?
Maha: About bears? I don't know. Everything seems funnier after 2 am.
Maha: About bears? I don't know. Everything seems funnier after 2 am.
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You better be careful, sister. You know what they say: once you go white, nothing else seems right.
You better be careful, sister. You know what they say: once you go white, nothing else seems right.
by Rob1977 November 30, 2016
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2) What one would say ironically in a situation that is obviously NOT legit, usually dealing with illicit activities such as drugs and pedophilia, or the purchase of knockoff merchandise.
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2a) This 15-year old Christina Hansen wants me to come visit her for a surprise... seems legit!
2b) This guy is asking for 15 bucks for this thousand dollar Gucci bag... seems legit!
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2b) This guy is asking for 15 bucks for this thousand dollar Gucci bag... seems legit!
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