Anal cavity probe accompanied by veiled intimations that the recipient is likely a drug-smuggler and/or terrorist.
by Dostoyevski January 23, 2012
"Security theater" is a term that describes security countermeasures intended to provide the feeling of improved security while doing little or nothing to actually improve security.
Enhanced pat downs are pure security theater. It won't detect detect a bomb jammed up someone's ass.
by RealTailDragger November 20, 2010
by Who is the Security Council? November 15, 2022
by The Dork Cheese December 13, 2004
1. The act of ball protection in any sport, ie. held tightly so cannot be knocked loose in football, handled, dribbled and passed so can't be stolen in basketball, held tightly in hand or glove in baseball - or protection of ball in any other applicable sport as originally specified on Fitz and Brooks afternoon sportstalk radio.
2. In non sports modes it's protection against damage due to impacts from feet, knuckles, whips, chains, canes, sticks, stones, elbows, sharp objects or other threatening things when aforementioned balls are hanging unprotected between the legs!
2. In non sports modes it's protection against damage due to impacts from feet, knuckles, whips, chains, canes, sticks, stones, elbows, sharp objects or other threatening things when aforementioned balls are hanging unprotected between the legs!
1. O'Sullivan of the Forty Niners needs to practice and be more expert in ball security.
2. Most MLB ballplayers wear a cup to enhance ball security.
2. Most MLB ballplayers wear a cup to enhance ball security.
by jim christ November 6, 2008
by Charlie Golf April 26, 2004
by Baldric January 26, 2009