Seamonkey

To throw brine shrimp eggs into the eyes of a unsuspecting victim, in an attempt to get them t hatch

“Boy, Jake really seamonkeyed that hell out of that kid there”

by Beefeater123 June 2, 2019

seamonkeyed

When something was given or promised that only superficially satisfies the promise or request.

I got seamonkeyed when I ordered a set of "indestructible" coat hangers online and received a box of nails a week later.

by Anaxagoras69 July 8, 2020

shamoon

The act of mooning someone in a pool, lake, ocean etc by lowering one's pants and rising to the surface in the fashion that Shamu comes to the surface for air. Only to have one's anus act as the blow hole.

That fucker just shamooned me...

by Anonymous436 June 29, 2021

Seamon

Seamon, the white stuff that come out of a human male penis.

Anthony was shy to have sex with Jessica but when he did he had seamon everywhere.

by Jessica672 June 4, 2022

seamoney

seamoney is an absolute rizzler. He is so jit and so crip ong frfr. His dick is the size of jupiter's fucking orbit and his rizz is unmatched. He is a daddy.

"Seamoney stop it please anywhere but there ahhhh~~ no don't cream on my shrek collection noo"

by daddyseren June 1, 2024

SEAmonkey

Racial slur against south-east asians (Thai, Viet, Phillipines, etc.)
SEAmonkeys is SEA (South East Asia) Monkeys. They're called monkeys for their tanned skin, black hair and facial features.
(from 4chan)

- I'm gonna take geomaxxxing trip to the Manila!
- Oh, you mean going to nail some short SEAmonkeys with AIDS?

by AllahuAkbar228 October 15, 2025