An individual who strays from the crowd at a pool party to change into a pair of long johns with bathing trunks or a speedo on top. A scutchyy also wears an old captain or airpline pilots hat in which goggles and a chin strap are attached. This aforementioned hat hugs scutchyy's gobbler.

"That man in the pilots hat is such a ridiculous scutchyy but he is the life of the pool party."

by fat lip, zmaster, l to the enzo July 5, 2006

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Scutchio

Perfection. A walking Utopia.
A God like figure, often referred to as the third resurrection of the Holy one.
Can also be related to his works; a goal machine. A superstar footballing icon.
Sheer Genius.

Opposite of Sokaldo (also known as 'the fake')

"Oh my word, father. Who is that chap with the silky skills and sublime finishing abilities?"

"That is Scutchio."

"Ahh, that explains it."

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Another Scutchio performance (Magnificent, unmatched, perfect)

by Stone Cold Steve Austin May 9, 2008

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Scuntherfish

An elusive bottom feeder of the vast seas. Illusions of grandour waft through its boulbous head, feeding its' egomaniacal ways. When served whole; Delicious as well as dangerous.

Ah, the mighty scuntherfish...what an elusive creature.

I'll have the scuntherfish.

The scuntherfish is a mild white fish, delicate in nature, complex in texture.

by Leslenberg Schnedervitzelstein August 4, 2010

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