Scrotitis

Scrotitis (or Itchy Balls Syndrome) is caused when the athletes foot fungus (tinea pedis) is exposed to a man's scrotum tissue. This causes a rash to form on the scrotum causing what some call: itchy balls

Person 1: "Ughhhh I should not have had sex with that body builder. My balls itch."

Person 2:"Oh God! You might have scrotitis! Get it checked out!"

by Scrotufobinun August 5, 2017

scrotany

Critical observation related to ones own or another's scrotum.

As Melissa was tea bagging me, she commented on how sweaty my balls were which was scrotany I was not needing at that point in time.

by Jimmy Dink January 10, 2020

Scrotein

A warm, gooey liquid that gets ejected from a man's testes upon orgasm that is ingested orally by a female.

I nutted in her mouth and she swallowed all my scrotein.

by envirocell November 27, 2020

scrotan

A tan for your scrotum when it's nice and sunny. Obviously this needs to be done somewhere private or a nudist beach. And you must make sure the whole of your scrotum is brown or it doesn't count as a bona fide scrotan. You will need to consider this when thinking about your sunbathing position.

"Ahh my tan-lines are annoying me. I wanted to get a scrotan yesterday as it was 30 degrees Celsius but I couldn't strip off completely because my neighbours could see over the fence and they have a little daughter"

"Hey! What's up with your pasty-ass ballsack? Haven't you tried getting a scrotan? Good luck getting laid without a scrotan..."

by ArcadeFire07 July 30, 2021

Scrotini

A martini whose ingredients are flexible, it can be made with gin or vodka. It can have vermouth and/or olives, or not. Whatever you like is fine. The key to making a scrotini is that the drink must have someone's scrotum immersed in it prior to consumption.

Dave dipped his sweaty, unwashed balls in my martini, and made it the finest scrotini I've ever tasted.

by Casewhacka42 February 20, 2022

scrotanising

A gathering of three or more people coming together to compare the length of their “noses”.

That was an epic night of scrotanising, where everyone took out their “noses”.

by Retroly June 16, 2023

scrotangular

Something shaped like a scrotum or a ball bag .

Yo that bitch ass Niggah be lucky I don't smack him upside his scrotangular shaped head !!

by Jerzey mainbull Jay-Bird . February 24, 2024