Scrat pum

When somebody is just being a dick head

Dylan is being an absolute scrat pum

by Tinytodger84 November 12, 2018

scrat

An illegal substance that is usually associated with the lower class.

Hey look, that dirty chav is of his head on scrat.

by scratty sundays March 2, 2015

Dern scrat

Someone with especially small ears

Bro Andrew can’t hear anything. He’s got dern scrat

by Geebo April 2, 2025

Scrat a tat tat

Huge anus up a cat with a Chinese person eating it

Oh my god a scrat a Tat tat

by The real slim shady : May 11, 2020

Scrat

A small, sweaty, acne-ridden, greasy, damp person who absolutely reeks of numerous STI’s. Dresses very similarly to the homeless, by wearing filthy unwashed rags as clothes. Usually a spawn of inbreeding, this type of person is a physical representation of poverty.

“Look at that scrat over there! He has white cheese-like clumps of disease in his oily hair!”

by oscmc February 25, 2019

Scrat

A feeling of frustration derived from dissatisfaction or a mild, unsoothable irritance.

"I have an itch that I can't scratch, it's giving me scrat."

by Ply Wood Cereal December 24, 2023

Pack of Scrats

After a night of ingesting copious amounts of drugs and alcohol, your morning mud blast ratio is 90/10. 90% paints the bowl, and 10% gets caught in the hairy jungle of your ass.

You're so hungover you nod off on the toilet while the 10% coagulates into dingleberries attached to your ass hair, resembling a pack of rats swarming in a brush pile.

The morning after partying at a show, Mike passed out on the toilet and woke up with a Pack of Scrats between the cheeks. He had to take a shower to properly exterminate them.

by CitricAcidCycle February 10, 2025