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Scrat pum

Dylan is being an absolute scrat pum
by Tinytodger84 November 12, 2018
mugGet the Scrat pummug.

scrat

An illegal substance that is usually associated with the lower class.
Hey look, that dirty chav is of his head on scrat.
by scratty sundays March 2, 2015
mugGet the scratmug.

Dern scrat

Bro Andrew can’t hear anything. He’s got dern scrat
by Geebo April 2, 2025
mugGet the Dern scratmug.

Scrat a tat tat

Huge anus up a cat with a Chinese person eating it
by The real slim shady : May 11, 2020
mugGet the Scrat a tat tatmug.

Scrat

A small, sweaty, acne-ridden, greasy, damp person who absolutely reeks of numerous STI’s. Dresses very similarly to the homeless, by wearing filthy unwashed rags as clothes. Usually a spawn of inbreeding, this type of person is a physical representation of poverty.
Look at that scrat over there! He has white cheese-like clumps of disease in his oily hair!”
by oscmc February 25, 2019
mugGet the Scratmug.

Scrat

A feeling of frustration derived from dissatisfaction or a mild, unsoothable irritance.
"I have an itch that I can't scratch, it's giving me scrat."
by Ply Wood Cereal December 24, 2023
mugGet the Scratmug.

Pack of Scrats

After a night of ingesting copious amounts of drugs and alcohol, your morning mud blast ratio is 90/10. 90% paints the bowl, and 10% gets caught in the hairy jungle of your ass.

You're so hungover you nod off on the toilet while the 10% coagulates into dingleberries attached to your ass hair, resembling a pack of rats swarming in a brush pile.
The morning after partying at a show, Mike passed out on the toilet and woke up with a Pack of Scrats between the cheeks. He had to take a shower to properly exterminate them.
by CitricAcidCycle February 10, 2025
mugGet the Pack of Scratsmug.

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