When someone wipes their ass with another persons scarf without the owner knowing
Often resulting in shitface
Often resulting in shitface
You: it smells like shit out here
Me: haha that's because I shit scarffed you this morning
You: haha good one, I'm still going to wear it
Me: haha that's because I shit scarffed you this morning
You: haha good one, I'm still going to wear it
by Topher9007 February 5, 2014
Get the shit scarffed mug.As the couple parted ways at the airport, he scruffled her cheek and said, "Call me when you get through security."
by GentlySevere May 10, 2009
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by SCRUFFYBALLS January 27, 2015
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plural A close knit unit of men with haphazard facial hair, with growth mostly predicated on mild to moderate apathy, combated by the occasional spontaneous, uneven trim driven by a transient, fleeting need to keep up appearances. "Meh, looks good enough" is the motto of the scruff pod.
plural A close knit unit of men with haphazard facial hair, with growth mostly predicated on mild to moderate apathy, combated by the occasional spontaneous, uneven trim driven by a transient, fleeting need to keep up appearances. "Meh, looks good enough" is the motto of the scruff pod.
Kacie: Eric is a total scruff pod.
Eric: *picking at tangles in his neckbeard* I just trimmed it last week. I ordered a beard trimmer. I got into programming for this. I'm not going to shave it.
Person 1: Look at that group of people down the way walking side-by-side. Their combined facial hair appears to be forming on odd asymmetric pattern.
Person 2: Looks like a scruff pod to me.
Eric: *picking at tangles in his neckbeard* I just trimmed it last week. I ordered a beard trimmer. I got into programming for this. I'm not going to shave it.
Person 1: Look at that group of people down the way walking side-by-side. Their combined facial hair appears to be forming on odd asymmetric pattern.
Person 2: Looks like a scruff pod to me.
by merrycakes December 5, 2014
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Scaffold is a sexual position in which, typically homosexual, men will suspend another male in the air by their own erect penis.
Scaffold is a sexual position in which, typically homosexual, men will suspend another male in the air by their own erect penis.
John Doe has been so despondent lately because those British guys scaffolded him pretty roughly in his bedroom last night.
by MasterScaff April 23, 2020
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Get the scroff mug.A physical fight between scrags, often involving bitch-slapping, hair-pulling and copious screaming. The main difference between a scragfight, a bitchfight and a catfight is the the quality of women involved. The term is often used in Australia.
by Ixxi January 26, 2009
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