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scooting

Scooting around the city on my scooter is the easiest way to get around.
by repeaz February 8, 2009
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Pinky Scouting

When two people (sitting next to each other), begin to creep their respective pinkies towards each other in order to test hand holding capacity if intentions are unclear
I wasn’t sure how she felt about me but took a shot and via pinky scouting the evening ended in some steamy hand holding.
by Hairlesskitty10 March 27, 2019
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scouring the pipes

1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the

most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.
by zingeraddict October 4, 2011
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scooning

The action of inserting ones finger into ones butt hole and in a slow but soothing motion circling the inside of the anus saying wuuuw wuuuuw wuuuuuuuw.

professionals like too use there entire arms thrusting up inside of there organs.

created and made famous Henry Bos of birch hill camp
Henry: hey have you herd of this new thing called scooning every body does it now-a-days.

Nick: o ya I scoon in the shower all the time.
by Scooning Master July 19, 2012
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Counting Tweets

A term used when one is tired yet cannot sleep so they mindlessly fill their Twitter page with nonsensical Tweets in order to rack up to a predetermined number or an even number if you are OCD or superstitious. Ultimately it is the equivalent of being bored enough to watching paint dry or watching grass grow.
Greg: What'd you do last night?

Mel: Shit really. Sat online mostly Counting Tweets all night.

Greg: Damn. There really wasn't anything poppin' in downtown?

Mel: Nope. Couldn't sleep either so it sucked hardcore.
by sweet_melissa79 March 16, 2013
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Scoutin

To pretend to be friends with someone in order to find out all of their business to expose them.
Jessica: Tony ass be scoutin, you know he use to date Mary. She sent him naked pictures. And he put out ALL of her business!

Ericka: That's Crazy
by ANGIE CHAPO February 10, 2015
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Scooting the bucket

When your husband makes you do his chores
He was scooting the bucket this morning when he forgot to take out the garbage.
by M.Noodle December 30, 2021
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