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Schumlarken

A very silly person who is guilty of multiple acts of stupidity.
Did you see Jim fall down the stairs? What a schumlarken!
by NonSequitur January 27, 2009
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scooming

A northern Scottish word for being exceptionally nosey, fishing for gossip and generally being a curtain twitcher. Even though scooming means looking for gossip, the word 'scoom' as a noun means gossip.

One can be labelled a 'scoomer' if they are known to deliberately and desperately look for gossip. Scoomers can be found slow driving past your house or round all five streets in your village at night for hours... or perhaps even in the local shop pretending to look at apples or (other healthy things they'd never actually buy) but is actually listening very carefully to everything you are saying.

Once the scoomer has found their prey, the scoomer will not be satisfied until they receive their supply of scoom. Everyone can be guilty of scooming but every village has their super scoomer.

Most likely used in the rural areas of the Scottish Highlands in the north.
*Man walks into local shop* 'Here Josie, I've got some scoom for you...I saw your mum last night scooming on the church goers. Turns out Mrs Fandan sacrifices cats straight after church and feeds them to her husband. He thinks he's eating chicken.'

Josie *Wow , that's some great scoom.'
by CarlJay May 1, 2018
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schumann inn

The Schumann Inn is a hotel located in Cincinnati, Ohio. This hotel is where a boy can take a girl to the back room and show her a good time. However, you may pick up some diseases while being back there! There are approximately 3 twin beds in the “back room” and some couches in the “front”.
Alex: “hey Sammie, want me to book a room at the Schumann inn for tonight?”
Sammie: “fuck yes!”

Chuck: “ get the fuck out of the way! I’m gonna puke!”
by Big al6969 April 30, 2019
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scomo

some fucked up pm who leaves his country to burn while he has a nice holiday in Hawaii.
how tf did y’all vote scomo for pm?
by aussieolaf January 6, 2020
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Scomo

Insidious person with no compassion for other human beings.
by #fact checker December 31, 2019
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Scomo

The definition of scomo is Cunt
Australia is burning and scomo goes on holidays.
by Kittykykat85 January 7, 2020
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Scomo Pizza

A style of Hawaiian pizza, that once it's in the oven, you just leave it to burn while you fuck off on holidays.
"Yo, why the fuck is this pizza burnt to a crisp?"
"Oh, that's a Scomo Pizza, it's named after the Australian Prime Minister."
by Rocky Homeboy Sanshizzle January 8, 2020
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