iggy and scorch

A nerdy , inventive goblin riding atop a lava spitting dinosaur

Iggy and scorch work well together.

by Jewishpizza August 9, 2017

Scorch the Cockles

To jerk off, to cum IN A SPEEDY MANNER

Time to scorch the cockles!

I picked up a ho to scorch my cockles.

I scorch my cockles faster than most.

He scorched the cockles while doing a handstand.

Thou scorcheth the cockleth with much haste, good sir.

by dankboo October 2, 2019

Scorch Valera

The cutest person ever

You're so cute, you look like Scorch Valera

by Kenjaku July 31, 2023

Scorched Chester

Receiving oral sex while the giver has a mouthful of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

The worst part of Scorched Chester is not the the orange crumbs all over my lap, but the 1st degree burns on my penis.

by Special Que May 17, 2022

Scorch for chunky

Where you burn the top of your dick, so that when you cum it comes out chunky.

Yo, my dick hurts from when I scorch for chunky last night

by BjayAndrews May 30, 2022

Scorched Earth

When an intense rage overcomes a person to the point of losing ther mind and all self control, and go on a rampage of destruction of property or the person that wronged them.

I went Scorched Earth when the constant uncontrolled beeping from the device across the street that went on for days, compelled me to go insane, so I lost my head and went over there with a hammer and bashed it to bits.

by Slow-wit April 10, 2023

scorched rail

When you've had soo much sex your member looks like a bbq'd weenie

"Man, I had soo much tail this weekend my dick looks like a scorched rail"

by Brent Hart April 5, 2007