sconed

One of the largest disgraces ever to exist on the earth, it is carried out by taking a scone of any flavor and smearing it in a persons face to show offense to them. People will no longer be near the sconed victim, for he has been sconed and must be looked down on. Now every time that person goes to school, the mall, movies, ect...he will be avoided at all costs. He is a cast out.

John: "What did you say about my mom?!"
Kyle: "She a cougar!"
John: "O no you didn't you bout to get sconed!"
(Sconing occurs)
John: "Ahhhh jelly all up in yo' face!!!"

by Sconer2009 May 2, 2009

Sconced

to be really, really fucking high.

Dude! Last night I was so sconced I watched Dora the Explorer for 4 hours!

by TheGanjMaster April 3, 2010

Bon Scotted

To be very Drunk.

In memory of AC/DC Vocalist d.1979 of Alcohol Poisoning. Bon Scott-RIP.

Wow- Agnes was really Bon Scotted the other night. She was making out with a street sign.

by WBM July 10, 2006

Scolted Ox

Something so badass its ridiculous.

His car runs like a scolted ox.

by TurkeySlayer July 31, 2011

Scented candle

lighting your genital pubes on fire, then blowing them out, and walk around spreading a horrible aroma every where you go.

"Hey jack im gonna go make a scented candle."

by White-guy December 16, 2022

Sconed

To be stoned while eating a scone from Starbucks.

(Not to be confused with the b-tard version of sconed as in pawond.)

*In starbucks eating a pumpkin scone*

Hey Jane Doe I'm stoned.

No John Doe, You're sconed.

by PoshLove March 16, 2009

Sconed

A Better way to say "owned" or "pwned"

Started by an insane math teacher playing world of warcraft.

"I just sconed that noob!"

"You got SCONED!"

by Kiduke January 28, 2009