scomo

A useless twerp who can't or won't lead.

Scott Morrison is an utter scomo.

by veracity-au January 5, 2020

Scomotosis

A serious condition caused by chronic climate denial, prevalent in contemporary Australia. Symptoms of Scomotosis include misogynist ranting, compulsive knee jerking, delirium, paranoia, intellectual paralysis, coma and eventual extinction. Scomotosis is severe in Australia, where the Prime Minister, 'ScoMo', has fanatically promoted the mining and burning of coal. The only known cure for Scomotosis is a dose of Climate Truth Serum. Scomotosis can be prevented by social revolution and/or inversion of the dominant paradigm.

Several new cases of Scomotosis have been reported in Brisbane today. The latest outbreak has resulted in widespread social unrest, as children and their allies take action to prevent the spread of the deadly disease. The curable but deeply distressing metaphysical condition now affects 1 in 3 Australians.

by zeldazzle October 9, 2019

Scomophobia

Fear of being governed by a fossil fuel or climate denier.

'ScoMo' is the nickname of the current Australian Prime Minister, a staunch supporter of coal mining and resister of science. Scomophobia has spread through the Australasian region as neighbouring nations look on in terror and disbelief. Scomophobics believe in science and have a profound emotional attachment to their home planet.

The Scomophobia was so serious the school children had to go on strike for 3 years.

by zeldazzle October 1, 2019

scombobolish

Your a dirty bitch

"Go away you scombobolish"

by Darcie123456 February 12, 2018

Scomlock

Scomlock - To describe anything. It is also sometimes used for no apparent reason. It is at times rephrased into the following terms : Scom, Scommy, Jepody, Jepodia, Jobby, Jessie, Scalladia, Conman, Shagosha, Scom-to-the-lock , Jerverlin and Scronder

''Will you quit being a scomlock , boy.''
''Quit your fuckin around, ya jessie ya.''
''I will have your balls, Jepodia.''
''He is actin' the shagosha.'' (as in he is bold)
''Get the fuck out of my classroom, ya scronder-in bastard.''

by Jammy Tuite May 29, 2008

Pulling a ScoMo

Used to describe an awkward forced handshake with someone that obviously doesn't like you. Usually executed by using the left hand before walking off in a cringe inducing manner.

This dog cunt came up pulling a ScoMo on me the other day. Prick stole me pension money and reckons we are still mates.

by Taco Rodriguez January 3, 2020

Scomo

To turn an unbeatable lead into a loss.

Antonym of Bradbury

Wow ! He just seized defeat from the jaws of victory!
Yep, what a Scomo!

by Foath! January 12, 2020