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schizophrenia

a mental disorder which sets in during late teens to early adulthood in which the afflicted experiences delusionary imaginings or sensory hallucinations (hearing voices etc) in acute cases. Common medication for schizophrenics is risperdal, dosage depending on severity of condition. With the support of family and friends, a schizo can live a normal life. But he must seek treatment. Most schizos refuse to seek treatment and, coupled with paranoia their denial and suspicion that medical treament is an attempt to attack their character/standing as normal person further aggravates their condition. Like diabetes, there is no cure for schizophrenia. Its effects can be reduced/tempered, but never completely eradicated. Strong hereditary/gene trends.
I only knew i suffered from schizophrenia when i was well into my late 20s. And i resisted treatment initially thinking that it was a conspiracy to do me in. Now i am on medication and things are better, but it comes and goes. But at least now i know what it is when i feel that way.
by peter cushing February 10, 2007
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Ex-induced schizophrenia

The doctor diagnosed me, she say I'm suffering from Ex-induced schizophrenia.
by Missleashy September 6, 2019
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Paranoid schizophrenic

The crazy nutjobs that believe the US government caused 9/11.
John: The government is out to get you, man! They caused 9/11! They planted explosives in the towers and shot down Flight 93. They shot a missile at the Pentagon. The government wants you dead!

Joe: Jesus! What a paranoid schizophrenic!
by TontoTheScalper August 25, 2011
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Schizophrenia

Schizophrenia is the pain we don't talk about.
Schizophrenia is a bitch.
by chyba_troche June 13, 2022
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Shitzophrenia

When you have to take such a mean shit it whispers to you subconsciously to take a shit.
Damn bro, that Tacobell has me with a fierce case of shitzophrenia.
by jiro_zer0 March 9, 2022
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The Schizophrenic horde

Hym "Oh? Does the Schizophrenic horde think I should care about the Schizophrenic horde more than myself? One cannot be truly virtuous without tending to the limbs of the thing that feeds on your suffering. Ha! It's like that zombie movie I always reference. Where the zombies can talk and one of them talks his girlfriend until letting him eat her brains. 'but baby. You're so smart and beautiful. I know that your brains would taste the best of all. I need it. If you loved me you'd let me eat your brains' ~ other people. Hahahahaha! Ridiculous! Absolutely ridiculous! And 'No.' We're not doing that."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2022
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shitzophrenia

Fear of shitting - can be fatal!
BILL: Do you have shitzophrenia?

BOB: Shitzophrenia? What the hell is that?

BILL: Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

BOB: Well then, shouldn't that be shitzophobia?

BILL: I dunno, I didn't make the word up. If I did I would've called it shitzophobia.
by Joey Schwartzman February 21, 2006
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