schnitzel fritz

When someone is passed out, removing underwear, inserting hot dog up anus, then replacing underwear/pants.

Kyle was so drunk, he didn't even twitch when we schnitzel fritz'd his ass!

by kungfoojedi July 10, 2015

fo schnitzel my pretzel

a word used to agree with someone . commonly used by people of the sickest nature or descent.

nick: heyy man are you going to sleep with her?
polo: fo schnitzel my pretzel, shes really hot

by james polo November 22, 2007

beaner schnitzel

A person of mixed German and Hispanic descent.Basically they must have both German ancestry,and a parent who grew up in a Latin American country,regardless of whether they have much/any Amerinidian blood or not.

OK,so my Dad is German and British and my Mom is German and Spanish,but was raised in Honduras.

Wow,you're such a beaner schnitzel!

I know,right!

by clarissatheone07 January 10, 2011

schnitzengruben

In the context of Blazing Saddles, she is asking if he would like to drill/dig/carve another hole. That's why she is holding a rather large German sausage when she asks "Would you like another schnitzengruben?"
In other words, she wants to fuck again!

Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben

by hausFrau February 25, 2009

schnitzel

When one penis is inserted inside another penis through the japseye. it is often known for being used in Austria. It comes from an austrian legend where they had farms with a breed of animals that that mated by using this type of sex.

A gay man: "Wouldn't it be fun if we could do it properly??"
His partner: "You want to schnitzel?!?"

by kidUrban June 1, 2010

schnetzngiggle

The act of masturbating under the table of a restaurant.

"Robby, why do you have a grin on your face, its only Chilis?"

"Dude, Brogan, I totally just pulled a schnetzngiggle like two minutes ago while I was giving my order!"

by Turkeysandwich646464 June 12, 2008

schmitzin' it

when a boy has an erection. boner

dude i just saw a hot girl and then i was totally schmitzin' it!

by stater May 15, 2008