schmaded

smashed, shitfaced, and faded.

I was so schmaded last night, I don't even remember falling asleep on your boots in the middle of the street, while our roommate made out with your boyfriend's brother.

by fivesixtyseven January 24, 2009

schmeker

a really charming guy

The very studly dude was a total schmeker

by Adriana March 12, 2005

schmabe

The act of making your monkey spit.

Gabe schmabed himself in front of Walgreens and was arrested for public masturbation.

by Noyh Howards June 13, 2013

schmaded

to be absolutely drunk and high at the same time. This is the peak of all counter-crossing action.

Oh my god he wasn't smashed last ngiht, he was schmaded!

by Amy Rajk December 4, 2007

schmike

a slightly bitchy looking gay man who dresses very dapper and compels straight women to point him out to their straight boyfriend as an example of how to dress nicely.

Did you see the schmike in page 45 of the new issue of Details?

by Duncan Pittman May 23, 2008

schmale

a german guy living in scunthorpe. has attained legendary status after a friend fucked his mother, then all his friends made t-shirts bearing the phrase "i fucked schamles mum", with a photo printed on the shirt.

I fucked schmales mum.
Schmale I fucked your mum.

by S&K July 14, 2006

schmageggy

everything (like 'the whole nine yards,) New York City usage, circa 1960

I had to listen to the whole schmageggy

by J. Schwartz December 18, 2004