Schlong

a long penis. The male equivalent of big tits.

yo girl check out mah long schlong

by XSGame September 22, 2005

schlong

it is possible that "schlong" has derived from the german word "Schlange" (meaning "snake"). Though that word is not pronounced like "shlong", it sounds more like "shlung-eh" or "shlahng-eh". So there has to be a link in between the german and the english - i thinks its a yiddish word, "schlong", still meaning "snake".

Schlong-along, my sweet valentine!
(a person is to told to be more qick like a snake)

by m.aeder December 28, 2005

Schlong

A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.

Stop fiddling with your schlong Amir, put it back in ur pants.

by Lev Cooper April 5, 2005

schlong

A penis akin to a baby's arm holding an orange.

"He played the leading role in Long Schlong Silver"

by Doctor Word November 8, 2008

schlong

(sh long),noun. individual piece of beef jerky. A strip of lean dehydrated meet.

This bag of Jack Links beef jerky has a lot of schlongs in it.

by yeeeyooodaaaa February 19, 2012

schLonging

The act of longing to engage in sexual acts.

Woman: "Rough day?"
Man: "Not really... except that I've been schLonging for you all day."

by fly_fisher November 30, 2011

schlong

A (usually large) penis.

Shortened from: Twelve incheS LONG

Most Europeans have large schlongs.

by Ren Finley August 30, 2004