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schlep

Someone that's really dumb and can't do anything right.
Why are you a schlep dave?
by idotMax August 10, 2021
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schleppage

Noun form of "to schlep." Useful to describe bulky, heavy items or loads that would take forever and also just really suck to have to move by hand. Can also refer more generally to the act of schlepping itself.
We needed 30 yards of crushed rock on the job site and thank god Dylan moved most of it with the skid steer because that's way too much schleppage.

We put some rocks in chapman' backpack right before the 9 mile hike to the trailhead. We thought he might appreciate the bonus schleppage.
by Toaster704$73R June 3, 2023
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remi schleyhahn

literally the best person ever. like bitch, remi>you hoe, remi is kind, greatful considerate, helpful and funny. so if you ever see remi schleyhahn, get on ur knees for the queen 👑
"omg is that remi schleyhahn?" "yup, isn't she such a baddie"
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schlep

A person who does a job they they are not qualified to do, although they pretend they are. They typically cause more damage than good.
When I had my stove fire, the real fireman must have been busy that day. The schleps they sent cut holes in the roof and flooded the place with water, ruining everything.
by dickfitzentite September 19, 2009
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Schlep

A person who does the opposite of what they should or is being a huge douche, to the annoyance of those around them. An insult that is usually made between friends or to label a person a group of friends do not like.
That flid was such a schlep last night.

That schlep leaves his trash all over our place.
by SchlepMaster February 5, 2013
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SCHLEP

Noun- Acronym for Secular Communist Humanist Liberal Evolutionist Progressive.

Sometimes spelled SHLEPP, which is an acronym for Socialist Heathen Leftist Environmentalist Progressive Pagan.

These two acronyms are totally interchangable, adaptable, and modifiable, e.g., one could use SCHLEP as Socialist Commie Heathen Liberal Eviro-fag Pussy, and it would still have the same meaning.
Girl #1: So, did that guy in your Creative Environmental Alarmism class ever ask you out?

Girl #2: You mean the SCHLEP? Yeah, he asked me to go to the Dave Matthews concert, but I told him I'd rather give myself a root canal than ever hear another Dave Matthews song. I doubt that little SHLEPP could satisfy his chihuahua.
by YouAlreadyKnowWhoIAm March 29, 2010
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schlepper

1. One who schleps; who is lazy, unkempt.
Krysta Arian Johnson is a schlepper, she never leaves her house, has messy hair, infrequently bathes, and loves huge dicks!
by rockymav61832 December 10, 2007
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