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Schechter

1. The sort of person whose ability to differentiate between right and wrong has been completely eroded.

2. A female who has managed to have intercourse with more men and other women than previously thought to be humanly possible.

3. The Queen of all past, present, and future slores.

4. A drug-addicted whore.

5. A teenage girl with the vagina of a 75-year-old lifetime prostitute, whose specialty was ten-man-gangbangs.
Dude, she's fucking fifteen guys while smoking a joint and doing a kegstand... What a Schechter.
by Beentheirfuckedthat July 15, 2010
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schectered

adv. common state of primarily electronic or sometimes mechanical devices found in disrepair with no obvious explanation.
My computer was working fine last night and when I tried to use it today, it was schectered.
by anglerofmen December 6, 2010
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scepter head

a descriptive term for a woman with a sexually appealing body, but who is unattractive from the neck-up; i.e. ...everything looks good 'cept her (scepter) head
Dude 1: Man check out the body on THAT stripper!
Dude 2: Yeah...but she is a total scepter head.
Dude 1: Who cares? I bet she gives a mean lap dance.
by HemlockBrock September 4, 2008
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poop schedule

when you make sure you poop at the same time everyday. you usually have to plan out what you eat and when you eat it. it comes in handy when you know you are going to be around people for a while.
example 1: person 1: "now that school has started again, my poop schedule is all out of whack"
person 2:"tell me about it brah"

example 2: person 1: Tom asked me to go to dinner with him tonight, but i said no.
person 2: why not?
person 1: it interferes with my poop schedule.
by lorielle September 24, 2007
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The Sceep

Noun.

A particularly un-painful disease that causes the infected person to take pitifully long periods of time to complete a seemingly easy task.

Those infected with "The Sceep" should immediately consult a professional dealing with the task at hand. Unfortunately, professional consultation, and treatment of "The Sceep" can be very expensive, and infected persons have been known to just give up caring what anyone thinks about their time-line.
buddy 1: Hey, what's taking you so long to whittle that stick?
buddy 2: I've got The Sceep
buddy 1: Ahhh. S**t, I'm sorry man.
by Sceep April 12, 2010
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Schediaphile

A person who is attracted to sexually attracted to anime characters
Yeah, I caught John trying to have anal sex with his his anime body pillow, he’s such a schediaphile
by Shadoom77 August 13, 2018
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sceptiling

When you get a toilet brush and shove it up your ass hole. Name comes from the tail of the pokemon sceptile.
Man. Sceptiling really hurt last night.
by shuznuzul October 11, 2013
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