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high schooler sleep schedule

If you say someone has a high schooler sleep schedule, you are calling their sleep schedule batshit insane and non-existent. Whoever's a victim of it sleeps anywhere between 2-4 hours on average. Very common with druggies, unemployed people, and people who work overnight shifts.
Person: "It's 2am but I can't fall back asleep. Guess I'll just start my day"
Roommate: "You have a high schooler sleep schedule, don't you have anything better to do?"
by That thing in your eye May 25, 2023
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schedule

A word often effiminitely mispronounced by elitists or pseudo-elitists, often faking, or using a real, British accent. The pronunciation of this word is: 'sKedyool' as opposed to the artsy and stupid: 'sHedyool.'
Proof of this finding is two fold. Firstly there is NO other commonly used, non-generic, English word which starts with 'sch' pronounced with the 'sh' sound. Secondly, any 'sh' word in the English language starts with those same two letters: 'sh' - for those reading this who pronounce 'schedule' 'sKedyool' I had to repeat the obvious!
'sh' words pronounced with the 'sh' sound:
shoe, shot, shit, should, sheik, shook, shoot, shew, shrew, shrewed, shell, she, shore, shone, shop, shall, sheep, sheen +++

Examples of 'sch' words pronounced with the 'sh' sound: ?

Examples of 'sch' words pronounced with the 'sk' sound:
school, schizophrenic, scheme, schematic, scholar, scholastic, schedule +++

Indeed there are words with the 'sh' sound which start with 'sch' but are derivitives or generic words from another language. Examples are: schnapps (Dutch), Schneider (German name), schnitzel (European cut of meat.)

In closing - to best exemplify this - try using the word 'schizophrenic' in a sentence using the 'sh' sound.

Max: *with a thick English accent* "I heard that Arthur's son does not attend Eton because he is a 'shitsophrenic.'
Scott: "Indeed he does not attend Eton; but not because he is a 'skitsophrenic' but because he doesn't want to be around assholes like you who pronounce 'skedyool' 'shedyool!"
by psiscott April 27, 2006
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schedule your agenda

The yuppy version of Get R Dun. Made up on the way to branson, By some kick ass students from Republic, MO
Hey Eric, schedule your agenda.
Jeff has really got his agenda scheduled.
by C MART October 5, 2005
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schedule change

To give your manager/supervisor a blowjob or anal sex for favorable treatment...
Marty asked Jerry (his manager) to change his shift. Jerry said he’s had to give a “schedule change” to make that happen...
by Shynehigh January 8, 2021
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dump schedule

what time you take a dump every day. Usually changes every year for some strange reason, but the time you dump is always consistent
Me: ugh, i hate my dump schedule this year, i always have to go at 6:30 AM, and thats when im on the bus.

Friend: that sucks, my dump schedule is right at my lunch break so i have it easy
by palabra up October 16, 2010
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facebook schedule

Someone who writes out their whole days plans/schedule as their status
Emily jus wrote her whole days plans again! WTF who cares for real!?!?! lololol -facebook schedule-
by aildforsaken December 15, 2009
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