smartering

the arrogant behaviour of a person who claims that he has an excellent understanding of a subject but in fact ends up having to confess that he has just a smattering of the subject.

It turned out at long last the he had just a smartering of astrology.

by uttam maharjan November 23, 2010

Spannering

Any form of mechanical work on a vehicle, be it a bicycle, motorcycle, car or even a lawnmower.

"What did you do at the weekend?"

"I spent all weekend in the garage spannering, got the car running again by Sunday"

by Arfski July 9, 2012

scattering

When you shit all over the toilet seat

roberts home

by jamie October 13, 2003

bowel-shattering

1. Adjective that describes something so ingenius and brilliant that it requires something much stronger to express it.
2. The ritualistic art of smashing backsides off concrete elephants, traditionally done to the beat of George Clinton and without wearing very much.

That's a staggeringly, bowel-shatteringly good plan!

The police suspect a bowel-shattering cult for the vandalism.

by Skin March 18, 2004

Scatterling

Someone placed on this earth only to bug you, who has no soul.

The ass who cut me off just to go slow is such a scatterling.

by Mommer September 28, 2014

Scantling

a/the Ghetto river rat

William -

King of the ghetto river rats

by Ian August 2, 2004

shantering

useless talk that can often lead to a headache or ones annoyance

I'd appreciate if you would stop shantering me.

Shantering gives me a massive migraine.

by chaselc June 18, 2011