ass slammed

slammed in the ass, anal sex

I got ass slammed last night, and the dick was HUGE!

by bobo jack January 21, 2009

Clam Slammed

Female version of TeaBagged.

A female pulling down her panties doing a up and down motion over your face, each time touching your mouth/face when she does the down motion.

Ms. TNT clam slammed me when I was laying on the ground motionless!

by droopie April 8, 2009

slammed on brakes

To have such extreme skidmarks in one's underwear or pants that he or she must have "slammed on brakes."

*Notices guy up ahead with skidmarks on his pants*
"Oh my God, dude, that guy must have really slammed on brakes!"

by GrumpyFox July 21, 2017

Ass slammed

1. A thing you say to someone when they lose an argument
2. Getting ass slammed in the literal sense

"get ass slammed dickhead"

by Brendanwa January 11, 2022

cream slammed

1. getting fucked
2. comparable to "getting served"

1. Chris cream slammed his mother last night.
2. Those suckas got cream slammed.

by smith July 1, 2006

slammed

n. Having your Honda Civic lowered to the ground to improve aerodynamics (i.e. look really dumb) so you can get better gas mileage driving to your job as Mc Donald's Hamburger Technician from your parents' house. Frequently accompanied by a gigantic, turd-shaped spoiler with no aerodynamic effect.

Man, that slammed Honda looks ghey. I hope the owner's mom doesn't know he saved up his allowance for 5 years to buy that lowering kit.

by Braxtron May 14, 2003

Scammer

A loser on neopets who has nothing better to do than to scam people out of virtual money.

I bet they won't even be able to survive one day in the real world, without trying to trick someone into giving them their wallet.

Scammer: I'll write a neomail to someone named 'trixie_gurl832'. It'll say "You have recieved a warning from the Neopets Team. There is suspicion of sabotage...yada yada yada....please reply with your username, and pas5w0rd."

Me: *punches scammer*

by Neopian November 6, 2003