Feline Scale

Based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.

The scale is as follows:

Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion

Jessica Biel is a Lynx on the Feline Scale, but Heidi Klum, Demi Moore, Jane Seymour, and Dame Judi Dench are classified as Puma, Cougar, Jaguar, and Cheetah, respectively.

by Eightball Jedi January 13, 2009

Scarlett Johansson

She is one of the most beautiful actresses out there.
She is talented, kind and funny.
She was also one of the people that made me realise I was bisexual...
LADIES YOU GOTTA AGREE SHE IS AMAZING

Person 1: Who's your celebrity crush?
Person 2: Duh! Scarlett Johansson! Who else would it be?!
Person 1: Yeah, she's pretty amazing.

by Maxx15 May 28, 2021

Scarlett

Scarlett is amazing, she can be shy and if she doesn't like someone there is something seriously wrong with them. She is pretty and extremely talented. Very athletic but also gets incredible grades in academics. She loves to sing especially when she is by herself although it's not the best sound when she talks she has the voice of an angel. People don't realize this but she is and can be the best friend in the world kind, thoughtful and trust worthy.

"wow that girl , Scarlett seems like she would be so kind thoughtful and amazing and she Is for sure beautiful!" -random person

by Randome person January 2, 2018

scarlet bandito

A distinguished mustache of the finest quality. This particular coiffure is divined by its thick, lustrous, reddish scarlet color and it’s inate ability to attract pussy of the highest caliber. The Scarlet Bandido is respected my men of the most masculine order and ladies residing at the apex of womanhood.

The women tried the best they could to keep their lady lockers dry, but when Matt flashed his Scarlet Bandito... you could’ve drowned a toddler in those panties.

by Truckertittycity! November 29, 2018

Scarlett price

The greatest friend to ever have. She is nice to everyone and never gets bored. She is funny and good to have around and she knows the way.

Scarlett price is funny.

by Squeaker Jacky March 13, 2019

The Mervin Scale

A scale derived by the English mathematician and theoretical physicist Professor Ginger Ninja, which allows students using a sheet of A4 graph paper with 1mm squares, herein called 'mervins', to plot awkward, or complex points on a graph that shows the effect of temperature on the resistance of a thermistor. There are five mervins to a 'brick' and two 'bricks' to a 'box'.

Thus, any whole integer is always four mervins away from its next or prior integer; provided that each box on the y-axis is the equivalent to 5kΩ.

Simple, really.

MiniFunk: Using The Mervin Scale, how would I plot 54?
Proffessor: 54, would be four mervins below 55!
Jam and MiniFunk: Indeed!

by MiniFunk February 21, 2011

Scarlett

Scarlett is the best friend, one could only ever dream of having but some are lucky enough to have her in their life. She’s the friend you want in your life until you die. The bestie who is more like a sister than a friend. The girl who may be shy but when she trusts you enough, she has the most kind, hilarious and unique personality. She will be by your side through the good, bad and the ugly. Remember once a Scarlett is in your life, don’t ever take advantage or mistreat the angle from heaven that she is

God, I’m so jealous of Charlotte to have a friend like Scarlett

by Poison_ivy December 4, 2018