Sweaty Buttcrack Syndrome, or "SBCS" is a serious medical condition in which your intergluteal cleft perspires excessively. There is no known cure, but there are some intern methods that one can do to ease the suffering, such as:
-inserting a towel between the glutes
-using a handheld blow dryer
-expel large amounts of flatulence (your body's natural blow dryer)
-refrain from wearing trousers and undergarments at all times
For the most serious cases of SBCS, surgical removal of the gluteus maximus is needed to ensure survival.
-inserting a towel between the glutes
-using a handheld blow dryer
-expel large amounts of flatulence (your body's natural blow dryer)
-refrain from wearing trousers and undergarments at all times
For the most serious cases of SBCS, surgical removal of the gluteus maximus is needed to ensure survival.
I can't believe it... I just got diagnosed with stage 4 SBCS.. The doctor says that if I don't get glute-removal surgery as soon as possible, I won't even outlive the queen of England.
by Talkativetiad February 20, 2022
Get the SBCSmug. Law Enforcement slang. "Suicide by Cop". A shooting incident caused by someone who lacks the courage to kill themselves, and pretends to attack police personnel, who will shoot them in self-defense.
by InfoScholar August 25, 2021
Get the SBCmug. by heritag.eagle January 1, 2016
Get the sbcmug. "Street Brotherhood Club" Used term among Gangs That don't distribute drugs but more Among the lines of Brotherhood and keeping others off their "turf" Such as: The Jockeys, Jesters, Bladders, Lost And Forgotten, The Frontiers, The Summits, Rockers, Backyard Killas, Rambits, Jaguars, Low bawlers, Rockets, The Bare Knuckles, The Mavericks, Rollers, Park rangers, Alley Cats, Freedom Fighters, The Reckless, And Much, Much More They use The term Gang But Aren't Like The Bloods Crips or Etc...
Guy 1: Hey man What Gang you Reppin?
Guy 2: Not Gang, and SBC brotherhood.
Guy 1: Which one?
Guy 2: The Alley Cats
Guy 2: Not Gang, and SBC brotherhood.
Guy 1: Which one?
Guy 2: The Alley Cats
by The Low League Rejects November 6, 2015
Get the SBCmug. 