Samosa Critic

A movie critic who gets sold out very cheaply for some Samosa and cold drink and gives good reviews of worst movies and keeps doing it repeatedly.

This guy used to be so good initially. Now he has become a samosa critic. How can he give positive reviews for such bad movies?

by Disturbed Unicorn February 11, 2022

Samoan Blowback

This is where a man will put his penis inside his/her anal cavity blocking off any gases trying to escape (this often works better when the reciever is ill). Once the recipient can no longer hold their fart in, the man replaces the penis with his mouth allowing the very acidic fart to spray into his mouth causing blistering and swelling at the back of the throat. Some people choose to deficate into the mouth afterwards to ensure infection. This act became popular and mainstream in the 90s.

Fancy a Samoan blowback?

Only if you promise to shit in my mouth afterward, I wouldn't mind a day off school.

by Mirko Mirko December 9, 2010

Samosa

Food of choice for FOBs and ABCDs alike. Spicy potatoe wrapped in spicy outer laying. Usually an appetizer.

Rajiv: Oh Parvinder yar, the samosas are boiling it up in here! FOBULOUS!

Parvinder: Thats right! Increase the volume please!

by Zam January 18, 2004

It's about drive 🚗 it's about power ⚡WE STAY HUNGRY 😋 WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work 🏋️put in the hours 🕐 and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan 🇼🇸 in my veins, my culture banging 💥 with strange ❔I change the game 🕹️ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?

It's about drive 🚗 it's about power ⚡WE STAY HUNGRY 😋 WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work 🏋️put in the hours 🕐 and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan 🇼🇸 in my veins, my culture banging 💥 with strange ❔I change the game 🕹️ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?

Hey man It's about drive 🚗 it's about power ⚡WE STAY HUNGRY 😋 WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work 🏋️put in the hours 🕐 and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan 🇼🇸 in my veins, my culture banging 💥 with strange ❔I change the game 🕹️ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?

Cool!

by Areyman45 December 11, 2021

Samoan Peso

A sexual move. One person holds a clear glass plate over their own face while the partner shits onto the plate. The move is said to be sexually arousing for the "taker" bc they like to watch their partner's butthole dialate.

Sarah and I were getting freaky last night, we were going to do the dishes anyways so I gave her a samoan peso first.

by BiggieBalls31 August 28, 2008

Samoan Battle Cannons

two erect penises are placed on top of the ears, against a woman's head, and skeet cum globs at a penis facing the womans face.

the penis in facing the woman attempts to drown the nasal bridge

and

the "cannons" attempt to cover the lone penis in ball sauce.

the goal of the game is simple:

should the lone cannon succeed, the other males must lick the cum off the woman's nose simultaneously as well as any cum on the lone penis.

and should the cannons succeed,
the lone penised male must place the cum
in his asshole and suck it out with a crazy straw.

typically the woman is beheaded afterward, but murdering a virgin may replace this act.

Samoan Battle Cannons

similar to Seven Round Stink Blasting

or

Lunchbag Drenching

by Captain Frosty March 4, 2009

Sambas

Only the best shoes ever created by man. After buying them, you'll worry about getting anything on them, because they are so beautiful. But to your surprise, they only get better with age. They'll mold to your foot, and provide the perfect level of comfort and traction in any environment. And they look good.

Nike owner: Man, these new shoes I just bought suck and are way over-priced.

Samba owner: My SAMBAS are really comfortable, and only cost forty bucks! And they look good. PWND.

Nike owner: I Should've had a V8.

Samba owner: Yes. Yes, you should have.

by SambaLover November 27, 2009