Mark Sanford

(verb form) To be forced to make a choice between two bad options.

Guy 1: "I can't decide what to eat, leftover scrambled eggs or leftover broccoli.

Guy 2: "Dude, just Mark Sanford it and get on with your day."

by AngryNick May 8, 2013

Sanford and Son

When a network engineer bypasses established design guidelines in an effort to meet a deadline for a project

Bill really pulled a Sanford and Son on that market to hit NRT.

by L2Engineer February 11, 2010

Sanford

A lean, mean, khaki wearing machine! Secretly looks up to the boob! Bud light drinking, shop sittin, pork chop cooking mad man! Aka sanny; Billy G; sandals; San man!!!!🤙🏼

Sanford loves Booba!

by BC Bad ASS December 27, 2016

Sanford

Care taker, Problem solver, crisis manager, concierge

Just when things seemed at their worst, he was able to pull a sanford.
The situation was bad, but he was able to sanford through.

by S.J.S. August 16, 2006

stamford

stamford is a city where the girls tend to be preppy bitches, but pretty hot. and the guys are pretty boys or skater. pretty much everyone here has a lot of money, but there are a couple bad parts of stamford. The public and private schools are good, but stamford high is the bestt.

person- "are you from stamford?"
you- "um. yeah?"
person- "oh..."
you- "How could you tell?"
person- "oh i dont know you just have your collar popped, and you are driving in a bmw. you are rich right?"
you- "WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS ASSUME THAT!"
person- "well...are you?"
you- "....um.. maybe.."

by asdfghjkljill June 4, 2009

Sanford, North Carolina

Sanford is the Mexico City of North Carolina. Commonly known as "San-Trap" by the local teenagers, It is the number one Mexican populated city in the southeast. It is mainly populated by pregnant teenagers, mexicans, drug addicts, white trash, and mexicans again. The only places to hangout are their bitchin over sized Wal-Mart, and San Felipe Mexican Restaurant. The only things you will hear coming from Sanford are crimes and tornadoes. The city has two high schools with shitty football programs. Sanford is the brick capital of the world, and if you criticize their town they'll throw that in your face like it's some type of accomplishment. For some reason they have 3 Mcdonalds, because one wasn't enough for one of the smallest cities in the state. If you live in "Dreamland Trailer Park" you're a joke and if you live near Washington Ave. i'm surprised you're not dead. Overall it's a shitty place to live unless you can rely on Wal-Mart for everything.

Guy 1 - lets go to Sanford, North Carolina.

Guy 2 - Im not really in the mood for mexican food tonight

by SanfordNative October 2, 2011

Sam Ford

Is really gay likes people named sean, graham, or Carson.

Your such a Sam Ford.

by Word pass sido man April 18, 2019