Salad Fingers 

He looks a bit like Bogman, who a teacher from Ardscoil Rís.

"you lookin at me boy? schnell!"

Salad Fingers by Porter "The Pooka" McKenna March 3, 2005

salad fingers 

The description of someone's abnormally long fingers. Originating from an online cartoon with a creepy man with abnormally long fingers who thinks running his fingers along rusty spoons is orgasmic.

Related words: salad toes

That girl has some serious salad fingers, she can't even right-click!

salad fingers by deek-you January 15, 2010

salad fingers 

flash cartoon made by "dave firth".

Completely unneccesary and dighusting. i don't understand how people can actually find it humerous or entertaining. TASTELESS!

person 1: lets talk about salad fingers.

person 2: HOWS ABOOT WE DONT!! it is sickening!

salad fingers by deanus March 9, 2005

Salad Fingers 

A phrase commonly used in middle England to describe someone who moans like a bitch that they are unable to do things because they have injured or abnormal fingers.

A. “Henry why aren’t you playing rugby this weekend?”
B. “Because I stubbed my little finger”
A. “For fuck sake salad fingers”

Salad Fingers by willythekid87 December 8, 2016

Salad Fingers 

Smelly Fingers after Itching or playing with ones ass hole.

Wow I really have a bad case of Salad Fingers!

Salad Fingers by Greasy Garry March 5, 2018

Salad fingers 

A slang term for a workaholic.

Timothy's colleagues nicknamed him "Salad fingers", due to the sheer amount of filing, writing, and typing his boss had laid out for him. His hands were chafed and startlingly emaciated.

Salad fingers by Bondelhyde May 2, 2023

Tossed salad fingers

When you scratch your butt hole with your fingers and go around shaking peoples hands then afterwards smell them and they smell like shit.

When I got home after the meeting I smelled my fingers and they smelled like tossed salad fingers.

Tossed salad fingers by El coyote September 7, 2019