saxaphone

How idiots spell saxophone.

matt: hi my name is matt and i play the saxaphone.
me: hi my name is ******* and you're an idiot. please excuse yourself to the corner of the room where all the other saxOphone rejects congegrate. don't forget to introduce yourself to kenny g.

by krddovs May 30, 2006

brass saxaphone

eating someone's ass while you jerk their cock kind of like blowing their ass and stroking them

I was eating Daves ass and stroking his cock at the same time it was like playing a brass saxaphone

by freaking HUGE dave June 4, 2007

sexaphone

Puting your penis in a telephone while talking to your girlfriend. When he says "hello" you jizz right in the mouth piece and say you gave me head hoe and then hanging up and never talking to her again.

TreyQuan: Picks up phone
Shaquilla: Hello?
TreyQuan:Jizz
Shaquilla: OMG
TreyQuan: You finally gave me head HOE! You just got sexaphoned you dirty nigga bitch

by aretardedbox February 20, 2010

anglo-saxophone

Anglo-Saxophone (aNGɡlō-saksəˌfōn) n.
1. A generically "white" sounding saxophone
2. A saxophone played by a man who wishes to be a cool-cat, but is just too "white"

"Is that an anglo-saxophone I hear?"
"That is such an anglo-saxophone"
"My grandfather used to play an anglo-saxophone. He was really s**t"

by Halfslatch May 20, 2016

alto saxaphone

One of several instruments in the saxaphone family. The saxaphone is often confused with the saxophone, a wind instrument invented by Adolphe Sax in 1840. Saxaphone is a word used by uneducated simpletons that need to spend more time near a dictionary and less time trying to associate themselves with the many facets of coolness offered by the saxophone and legitimate saxophone players world-wide.

For sale: one used saxaphone. I'm not sure if it's a tenor or alto, I'm not a musician.

by Paulie C May 3, 2005

Dirty-saxaphone

Dirty saxaphone-...
When a woman has her toung in a males ass and her hand flutters the nut SAX.

He liked the way she played the dirty saxaphone!.(dirty -saxaphone) dirty-saxaphone

by Yrralessof October 28, 2018

Susaphone

1. You do not know how to spell sousaphone and ended up here.
2. You are thinking too much about Among Us and mashed sousaphone and sus together.

Guy: Yooo look at that susaphone!
John Philip Sousa: Susaphone? It's sousaphone, you idiot.

by Jacobsf September 12, 2021