Samster

Someone, usually possessing the name Samuel or a variation of that name, to have hamsterlike qualities. For example: a samster may make noises expected to be from a rodent, have abnormally large front teeth that may or may not be yellow, have a small stature, or anything else significatory of a hamster.

(hamster sound)
Guy- Did you hear that? It sounded like...
Guy#2- Stop, it was probably just that kid called Sam, he a huge samster.

by adasdfsdg May 10, 2011

smasterfuck

the best sex possible.

wow i picked up this hot crackhead last night i smasterfucked her in my backseat for $3
it was awesome

by davidwating October 5, 2003

Sachster

A guy with a greasy, nasty, and smelly hairstyle that looks like a ballsack from behind.

Is that a walking ballsack? Nah it's just the sachster.

by SachsterHairstyle August 8, 2022

Slammaster

The owner of a slampiece. The male counterpart of slampiece.

You're my Slampiece and I am your Slammaster. Sometimes I go by Slammaster Flash.

by Blackgold12 December 4, 2010

schmasternate

when you you are completely smashed and trying to masturbate and you are unable to

dude i was trying to schmasternate last night, but it was like a book of wheres waldo trying to find that thing.

by mikbails February 21, 2011

sarcasterious

The act of being so seriously sarcastic that you approach the point of ridiculosity.

Jackie: "OMG french toast sounds AMAZING!!!! I'm suffering from french toast deprivation!!!"

Aren: "Well, get some poor sap to make you some damn french toast then. . "

Jackie: "Psh, bichhh, I am woman!! I'll make my own damn french toast!"

Aren: "Damn lady calm down! You deserve to have breakfast made for you every once in a while."

Jackie: "hehe, i know you dummy. I was being super sarcasterious. Now make me some damn french toast! There's bread in the cupunit"

by Grendel09 February 25, 2015

Sexmaster

Sayaan tower building

omg look its a tourist attraction Sexmaster aka sayaan towwer builing!!

by nlgger gulper July 7, 2021