emo swoosh

emo swoosh is a bang of hair that covers about 2/5 of the face, usualy covers one eye and it's usualy died in blond or red. It's like a musthave for emo hairstyles.

A: did you see that emo girl??
B: who?? the one with the blond emo swoosh??

by emokid24021991 February 18, 2007

chop chop swoosh

A reference to the method of preparing coke for sniffing.

An inconspicuous way to signal to your friend that you're jonesing for a line (and you're ready with your powder, credit card, hotel nightstand and rolled $100 bill), but you can't get any nose candy until he vacates the room of disapproving girls.

(walking past your friend's flirty conversation and nodding toward the back of the room) "Yo dogg! Chop Chop swoosh!"

by lil'DO January 11, 2009

White boy swoosh

A hairstyle that usually a white boy has that swooshes.

Look at that boys hair, he got that white boy swoosh.

by Welpmk June 11, 2018

Kalvin's swoosh

The Kalvin swoosh is a very delicate and secretive way to approach somebody on a couch. It is used for but not only limited to purposes like kisses, blowjobs and Instagram account sharing.

Guy: "Bro, I used the Kalvin's swoosh and it worked!"
Other Guy: "Awesome, bro!"

by Meo4 August 14, 2023

walt disney dumbo swoosh

when you have an emo-kid shoosh with big ass dumbo ears

i was at (costco or ikea) one day and i saw a chunky asian kid sporting the walt disney dumbo swoosh

by jason/ mike April 25, 2006

r/swoosh

A subreddit for When someone misses the joke on internet and takes it seriously.

On an internet conversation
Anon1: Some joke
Anon2: it shouldn’t be like this. Bla bla bla
Anon3/anon1: r/swoosh

by AgentSpott July 22, 2018

Poop swoosh

When you pop a squat on the royal throne and your dookie drops into the water and disappears into the sewer without having to flush the toilet..don’t forget to wipe though

Yo Jared, I encountered the iconic poop swoosh while taking a dump today!

by Mike Oxhot December 24, 2021