getting sageted

When someone tells you a joke that they believe is really funny, but everyone else thinks is really lame.

What would a vampire bring to a baseball game? A bat! Oh man, I was at this party and this dude was telling me a joke and immediately I knew I was getting Sageted.

by Jason Morales March 23, 2007

Crap Saget

A humorous gesture that is administered when one judo chops another between the shoulder blades and says: "CRAP SAGET!"in a loud deep voice.

Man! I have a huge bruise from that Crap Saget the other day!
You just got Crap Saggeted!

by Dark Gorilla November 29, 2009

BOB SAGET

a simpler, non-offending way of saying "god Damnit", orginally heard by the touretts guy from Youtube.

"Bob Saget, I dropped my phone!"
"Bob Saget, my shoes are wet!"

by The Echoer February 7, 2009

swagerific

the maximum extent of swag in any mentioned person, place, or thing.

" You seen cuzo wit da new 30's on da old skool last night, that shit was swagerific."

by Travis D. Sturgan aka STURG aka Trave D' da DON March 18, 2008

bob saget

A comedian you would think is the world's biggest poof due to his soft-headed roles on America's Funniest Home Videos and Full House, but actually has a really risque act. Also the object of a silly cult at www.bobsagetisgod.com.

Bob Saget is god?

Why that's ENLIGHTENING!

by A Little Pinprick August 7, 2006

Swagetarian

Someone with a steady diet of swag.

"Yo man, you should go swagetarian with me"
"What's that mean?"
"It means swag for breakfast, lunch and dinner."

by JoeInTheWorld November 7, 2011

Swagergy

the energy that becomes depleted by using swag; what begins to run low if you don't limit/conserve swagger; your related "Swagergy Level" is rated on a scale of 1-100% on the amount of swag left in you

"Whoa dude, you almost forgot to turn your swag off- you should do that to save your swagergy!"

by CJ21593 April 10, 2010