Smoke Storage

when a guy hits a vape and exhales it inside of a woman’s vagina by spreading it open.
Jake just perform a smoke storage on his aunty last night.
by water rust January 27, 2022
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Hoe in storage

A girl that is is being slightly played or used as a hoe of a guy that already has a girlfriend: talked to as a friend but really a side chick
Isa is a hoe in storage but doesn’t even realize it Jon has a girlfriend already
by thathoe420 December 09, 2019
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Storage

Anything that anyone can be inside of
by elghools April 20, 2024
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storage cookie

The cookie that Stephen stores in the upper part of his mouth while he is performing a magic trick that involves drinking milk
Stupid Stephen, I saw your storage cookie. You suck at magic.
by Dane Smokes Weed XD July 16, 2018
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documents storage officer

A made up job to offer to people on benefits, needs no qualifications. The person who is offered this job is obviously very dumb, and obviously all they can do is admin work
Jon: that dumbass mike got the job as documents storage officer

Felicity: yeah i heard my 3 year old went for it but apparently had too much experience
by charleyfarley August 24, 2010
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storage shafter

a man who shoves random stuff in his penis hole
man 1: yo person is a storage shafter, he put 2 oreos in there
man 2: do you think he could fit 3
man 1: maybe
by qrxzzy December 08, 2024
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storage-wars

a) a meaningless verbal conflict between two individuals over a locker/storage space belonging to neither of them.

b) when you are dumped out and you are in a race to find a cheap self storage facility for your belongings

c) (parodying a reality TV show of the same name): a verbally aggressive auction bid for the contents of a storage locker belonging to a person who can longer rent the locker.
If you are in a storage-wars definition a) you are doing something stupid; first figure out who the storage space belongs to. if definition b) applies to you, what is to Louis XIV if you are dumped out; finding storage a storage space for your belongings is now your problem.
by Sexydimma December 10, 2014
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