Stomach fart

When your stomach, or intestines, make a sound that resembles a fart.

To be a true stomach fart, you must feel it happening

*fart noise*

Guy 1: Dude, did you just fart?

Guy 2: No, but my stomach did

Guy 1: Oh must have been a stomach fart. What did you eat?

by softball_player August 29, 2009

Stomach Real Estate

The space available in your stomach for food consumption. It being limited in nature

Dude, don't waste your stomach real estate on those croissants.. go for those crab cakes in the corner there and .. hit them hard !

by Savio Dsouza July 17, 2016

stomach lasagna

The contents of a person's stomach after eating literal shit (the mince) from someone's asshole (See Human Centipede) and then swallowing a load of cum (the bechamel sauce), followed again by eating shit and then swallowing more cum. At least 3 layers are needed for it to be considered a proper "Stomach Lasagna"

"Oh dude, Jedd ate so much ass last night in between sucking all the dick he must have had a solid 5-layer Stomach Lasagna"

by The PassiveFist August 12, 2018

Stomach Kickers

Something so funny it’s hurts in the stomach

Kim: “did you see that comedy video I sent you?”
Jim: “I sure did Kim! It was a real Stomach Kicker/Stomach Kickers!”

by YupITookTheTime April 16, 2020

Stomach Pancake

When you are fucking a girl missionary and you are about to ejaculate, you do it on her stomach. this gives the illusion of putting pancake batter on a skillet.

My baby batter got all the way to her face when I just wanted is to give her a stomach pancake

by madison_avenue March 5, 2011

stomach jihad

stomach ache, about to crap your pants

I just at some spicy chili and now I am having a stomach jihad. Where is the toilet I am about to have a stomach jihad.

by SPC Kevin A March 9, 2007

stomach growth

when males pull their testicles out of their pants and rest it on the top of their waste band while hidden under their shirt. Then they go around asking if anyone would like to see their stomach growth.

Hey Chris I just showed Jon my stomach growth. He thought it was real.

by Sir Braxwell of Booshire October 23, 2013