stale farts

a fart that doesn't leave it's position, meaning it stays in its original x and y fart coordinates and has unmatched smell strength properties compared to regular farts.

(farts in room)
(10 minutes later)
yo dis smell aint goin away bro, u got sum stale farts up in this bitch

by pseudoderp June 13, 2014

STAL

I am Sir Tokes Alot, often used in web forums, Its origins came from some online forum when they had a member bitching about polls.

Used in online polls. STAL is used as an optional option.

by No Name Plz October 4, 2007

stale ham sandwich

Someone who is lame, boring, or lack luster. One who has no excitement in their life.

Steve is such a stale ham sandwich. He never wants to go to the bar.

by Mountain Penguin April 10, 2018

stale green

a traffic light that has been green for a long while so you know any second it is going to turn yellow so be ready

better get ready to slow down, that's a stale green light

by Woody Thomas December 9, 2008

Stale Legs

A physically slow person.

Man, Chris is can't keep up. He's stale legs.

by Seth Sekhem February 27, 2011

Stalactits

Boobs that hang down to waist-level.

After his weight-loss surgery, his manboobs deflated and became stalactits.

by Leroywaggle June 10, 2013

Stalin March

When your butthole is stretched out from a rough anal session or from using large toys, causing you to be unable to walk properly.

Most common in anal virgins who haven't been trained for no mercy by their lover.

Friend 1: Hey wanna do something tonight?
Friend 2: No, my partner gave me a harsh anal fucking, now i have to do the stalin march.
Friend 1: I've been there young man, it hurts.

by Blifnab March 10, 2021