Steering Ears

When someone's ears are so large, they can be held to control head movement during oral sex.

During Eclipse my friend Melanie looked to us and said, "Damn, Kristen Stewart has some steering ears!"

by Undermedicated January 16, 2011

rim steamer

Its when the giver cups the hands around the takers butthole and breaths hot air directly on the rim creating a sauna like experience for the takers anus.

"Dude, Stella came over later last night and gave me the hottest rim steamer! It was like only my butthole was in a sauna!"

by hazelNUTZ March 1, 2015

Busty Steamer

Having a shit when wanking off, making oneself very hot and steamy.

Spencer loves a good busty steamer, he always comes back out of breath.

by TheBaldNonce69 August 17, 2020

fritzl steamer

A Cleveland Steamer which is performed on a victim imprisoned in a cellar, typically one of your own family

"If that little bitch has tried to escape again I'm going to Fritzl steamer them into next week

by Savile yodeller September 21, 2020

Anchorage Steamer

Complaining vociferously about a wrong being done to you whilst casually committing said wrong yourself with no awareness.

Sarah Palin just laid an Anchorage Steamer on that show!

by lennydan January 20, 2011

LeBron Steamer

Holding a press conference on ESPN to announce that you are signing with the Miami Heat and not the Cleavland Cavaliers. Figuratively defecating on the city of Cleavland.

Me: Can you believe that jerk LeBron James?
Cleavland Guy: He just gave us the LeBron Steamer.

by Ray Ray Jefferson July 10, 2010

steer

A castrated bull.

Hartmann: "Where in the hell you from anyway?"
Cowboy: "Sir Texas sir!"
Hartmann: Holy dog shit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don't look much like a steer so that sorta narrows it down a bit."

by SeanG. March 27, 2009