The act of cutting your own penis off while ejaculating and then subsequently eating it as if it was a twinkie.
by OogaBoogaMan99 June 05, 2024
by hejeoskdn April 21, 2024
The process of masturbating and ejaculating on ones own hand, such that your freshly produced semen can now be utilized as a multi purpose lubricant for many applications such as a edging session, gooning session, the batter for a fresh chicken cutlet, etc.
My step mother walked in on me performing the act of squelching and my hand and penis were covered in my freshly brewed nut.
by squelchmaster76 June 21, 2024
by Soap_gooner May 15, 2024
by Mason mothafuckin Davis January 09, 2023
BEDSQUELCH. 1. (n). The noise emitted when the recipient of a golden shower attempts to rise from the puddle created by the weight they exert on the mattress.
2. (n). A person who sits on a mattress and is then subsequently urinated on. (pl. bedsquelchers).
3. (v). The act of urinating on a person who is sitting on a mattress.(bedsquelched, bedsqueching) (adj. bedsquelchy).
2. (n). A person who sits on a mattress and is then subsequently urinated on. (pl. bedsquelchers).
3. (v). The act of urinating on a person who is sitting on a mattress.(bedsquelched, bedsqueching) (adj. bedsquelchy).
Bedsquelch (bed squelch, bed-squelch)
"Dope BEDSQUELCH bro!"
"Don't go near that sleeping bag, it hasn't been washed since the BEDSQUELCHING"
"Awesome event dude, those BEDSQUELCHERS sure had some fun!"
"Dope BEDSQUELCH bro!"
"Don't go near that sleeping bag, it hasn't been washed since the BEDSQUELCHING"
"Awesome event dude, those BEDSQUELCHERS sure had some fun!"
by DICK SHONNERY JNR. February 15, 2023
Having mad chafe in your genital region cause it to 'squelch' like a boot. Cause by not washing for a while
by therealfrenchtickler March 31, 2016