Sacramento Squeeze

During a Sacramento Slingshot, a bonus release of load is achieved by a firm yet grasp of the Deez Nuts, yielding in some cases up to 30% more cum juice onto her face/lips/eyeballs/forehead.

With her upcoming Body Building Competition, Francene decided the Sacramento Squeeze would be required to achieve her nutritional goals.

by BobbyScott June 25, 2016

Hog Squeezer

A male who masturbates to a female streamer on Twitch. Even if the content is decidedly non-sexual.

The hog squeezer in chat said, "I'm squeezing my hog to this. Gonna keep doing it even if you ban me."

by mcphersonmike June 29, 2020

Cheese Squeeze

A colloquial expression to announce one's need to go take a massive dump.

Gentlemen, I'll return in 5. I can hold no longer. I must cheese squeeze.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

squeeze a loaf

1. to poop, crap and/or shit
2. Basically pinching a beef sausage into the pot of lemonade stew (aka your pee and poop concoction)

Aaron and Bob squeeze a loaf after eating the buffet at Sweet Tomatoes

by IWasIntroducedtoUDByASnake April 6, 2015

Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Bubble Bass' order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate/cringiest food to ever exist.

"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass

by UrbanDUser06 February 11, 2019

squeezing a dwarf

taking a poop

So, I was sitting there squeezing a dwarf, when the guy next door started playing Rush real loud.

by not karl marx June 1, 2009

SoFlo Squeeze

(n): A driving maneuver distinctive to Miami in which a car changes lanes by veering into an extremely tight space between two other cars at a dangerously high speed, usually without signaling. Can also be used as a verb. (Example: I've been squeezed!)

"I need to get around this guy."

"Just give him the SoFlo Squeeze."

by Frightened Miami driver November 28, 2009