cole sprouse

the most sexist man on earth.

my dumbass friend : who tf is cole sprouse

(because i kept talking abouut him alot)

me : bishh...thats ny husband !!!

by colexsprouse October 15, 2019

stevie sprouse

Stevie sprouse is the funniest person in the world around the right people she will always bring tons of happy energy she is usually tall with brown and brown eyes Stevie’s best friend will be a monkey

Jeez I wish I could be Stevie sprouse

by Steve the monkey October 14, 2020

Cole Sprouse

The celebrity crush of all 6th grade girls in Wilton ,Connecticut in Middlebrook school especially my BFF and I.

“Oh my god I had a dream last night that COLE SPROUSE was living with me!”
“Omg you have the best Dreams EVER. I dreamed that the gargoyle king got me!!

by Cookiedoughgaaaaah November 20, 2020

Cole Sprouse

Cole Sprouse is an intelligent and hot man who uses big words to attract women. If you need someone to give you high school advice ask cool because he has been 17 for most of his life!!!Cole is also a hopeless romantic. He and his husband Kj Apa have been spotted holding hands several times while walking around Vancouver Canada.

Did you see that girl drooling she was probably listening to Cole sprouse!

by Kira Banks February 15, 2021

cole sprouse

the hottest man alive.

i fucking love cole sprouse. he could run me over and call me a slur and id still give him hood gawk

by ali is in love with coffee April 4, 2021

Sprousehart

The ship name for Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhart. Cole and Lili are a couple on the show Riverdale too.

Person 1: what is your OTP ship
Person 2: Sprousehart of course they are so cute together and even if they haven't confirmed it yet I know it is real
Person 1: true dat

by Sprousehart shipper August 13, 2017

spousehearing

When you hear vocal sounds emanating from your spouse but have no idea what is being said.

He spoke at length to her, not realizing that she was temporarily impaired by spousehearing.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017