Son of a Turk

When a friend decides to insult you, but their mom is around.
"Turk" is short for Turkey which in middle school terms is less offensive than chicken, but still has the kick

"Only 3 people at a time on the tramp? SON OF A TURK."
"That son of a turk stole the last popsicle in my freezer"

by Joykiller19 February 21, 2021

Son Of Merlinda-ed

When you and the girls decide to get really wild for hot girl spring, summer, fall, or really even winter. Bitches be crazy, no fucks are given, and usually their is a lot skiiing, nudity, champ-bongs, and penis things.

Maegan: dude this weekend is going to be wild, I don’t even know if I’m ready.

Alyssa: gurlll it’s hot girl spring, I’m gonna get son of merlinda-ed and probably black out.

by Wagnarly April 29, 2021

Son of bitch

Something yelled in frustration by a taxi cab driver while hitting his steering wheel.

Son of bitch! Shit and fuck!

by quix October 21, 2003

son of a mother

A combination of the obscene phrases mother fucker and son of a bitch.

A: I just broke your mirror.
B: Son of a Mother!

by Mike Hayes January 15, 2004

son of a monkey's uncle

an expression of frustration, anger, disappointment

"Son of a monkey's uncle! This tape wont work!"

by Rachel Clark August 18, 2006

son of a cunt licker

1. A person who has a parent or parent's who like to lick cunt.

2. Another way of saying son of a bitch or son of a fuck.

A son of a cunt licker is generally a person you do not like. Some guys like to do this and some do not. Some girls like to do this and some do not. Some girls like having this done to them and some do not.

by Brian1299 December 27, 2008

Son of a bitch

A person who you hate and the only word you can use is son of a bitch. or a word of surprise. Related to asshole

Why the fuck did you smoke all my J you son of a bitch.

Wife: Honey, I am pregnant
Man: Son of a bitch!

by FucK You November 27, 2004