Tit-Smacker

Someone who smacks titties.

lemme smack dem massive tig ol bitties! I’m the tit-smacker!

by hornyidiot4286 January 19, 2023

Washington Wet Smacker

When during intercourse, a sexual partner urinates on the second's buttocks, then spanks their buttocks as hard as they can to produce a loud, wet smack.

Samantha gave Josh a Washington Wet Smacker, which could be heard downstsirs accompanied with a manly scream.

by DirtyDictioner January 27, 2016

Hoop Smacker

Hoop Smacker is a slang word for a homosexual, or a man who performs sodomy. The word is mostly used in England.

You're a fucking hoop smacker.

by Matt Gabrick December 30, 2004

cod smacker

Someone who smacks Cods. May be for hobbie or career.

Bill is a cod smacker. Bill smacked John's cod to arouse John. John then killed Bill for smacking his cod.

by Bango Skank November 12, 2008

cracker smacker

A black male who only sleeps with white girls.

todd mouzone the original cracker smacker

by bigdids March 20, 2013

louisiana cracker smacker

The act of sprinkling hot ashes around the genital area during any sexual act while glueing crackers on your gooch.

Wow dude! The priest did a total louisiana cracker smacker to that nun!

by pussypoop14 May 2, 2010

Cracker smacker

When you boutta beat the Poo poo out of a white kid

Boutta go full cracker smacker on joe Biden

by IHAVEABIGPEPE March 15, 2022