Smurf

When you insert ur pp in once, and then ur both done.

"Bro I smurfed ur mom last night"

by littleclownbby April 22, 2019

smurf

a smurf is a skilled gamer that makes a new account to play with lower skilled players to win.

*playing csgo*
me: how the hell did he do that?

purp42088: must’ve been a smurf.
simpmaster11: too bad the only way he can win is making a new acc.

me: yeah,,

by lillians69 November 27, 2020

smurf

smurf is when you grip your partners balls till they turn blue while sucking his dick and only releasing the grip when he is about to nut

i smurfed my bf but he lost his left nut because i gripped way too hard

by but why tator February 15, 2021

SMURF

Sexist Misogynist Undermining Real Feminism
Description for anyone who doesn't understand feminism and tries to appropriate it and empty it of its revolutionary meaning, wanting to redefine it at will. Feminism there is only one and it's Radical, by and for human females, that is Women.

Say "STFU SMURF" to all those who seek to silence feminists and their demands. Including fake woke allies or transactivists.

by Anonymous Radfem April 11, 2021

Smurf

The name of a short girl who is extremely cute/adorable/beautiful
/lovable and she's so light you

can carry her like a baby and did

I forget to mention she's

extremely goth and super cute

And can tell if someone's a good
Person or not and can keep secrets

Friend: hey lucas did you see that new girl with the sides of her head shaved she looks freaky
Lucas:SHUT THE FUCK UP *whispers* I think she's kinda cute like a smurf •/////•
Friend:you like her don't you
Lucas:SHUT THE FUCK UP

by --[seeker]-- July 18, 2014

Smurf

An indingenious group of small blue people that live primarily in the jungles of Columbia. Their traditional dress which isn't very adapted to the needs of concealment is the white stocking cap and white painter trousers. They are usually reconized as Hugonauts. Also, chased around by a crazy Columbian trying to boil them down into cocaine to make a living.

The smurfs were actually a peace loving people until divisions over whether to embark on a "cleansing" to wipe out bourgeouis scum should occur.

by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008

Smurf

(verb)
To hold someones head in a mop bucket til the bubbles stop then text 911 for help!

*(past tense) smurfed

He ready get smurfed if he keep playing with me!

I am seriously about to smurf that trick!

by DezDiamond July 27, 2011