Shiternet

When you have the shittiest internet possible

Matt: Why is it taking so long to download this damn file
Jerry: Sorry man, I have shiternet.
Matt: Oh, right.

by Shitty Internet August 5, 2014

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Shiternet

a type of internet that will make your nose hair go on fire, it matches the all mighty shitty koy hotbox computer. it's basically a bad internet. made by the famous and most gorgeous man on planet earth. GIR OF THE GOKU! fucking end it this is our existence

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Shiternet is bad

by SnukVA January 1, 2021

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Grammar Anti-Semite

Like a grammar nazi, they have no tolerance for bad grammar. Unlike one, they cease to do anything about such bad grammer.
The passive form of their more infamous counterparts.

Person: And they're were no survivors!
Grammer Nazi: *there
Grammar Anti-Semite: *twitch*

by Ponky Poo July 28, 2011

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Shiternet

A crappy internet connection, slow, bad, faulty, inconsistent, etc.

Man that guy keeps disconnecting and has such slow downloads, the shiternet is obviously there

by Teh_Muffinatorz December 3, 2009

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Semite Lushes

The minions of the all powerful, luscious deity Devonè. They appear from the shadows and prepare assholes for penetration for their master. If they please their luscious lord he will let them dine on his sexual scraps. They're true origin and names are not shrouded in mystery, they are known as the Foot-soldiers of Fuck.

Dude if you ever see a bunch of little fiends coming out of the shadows, you clinch your butt and run as fast as you can, the Semite Lushes are on the prowl and no one escapes the Foot-soldiers of Fuck

by Suns_Out April 20, 2013

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