Shum 

When Blayne is horny he really likes to jerk off while he’s shitting.

I walked in on Blayne shumming (shitting and cumming) in the cats litter box

Shum by Blingle pease December 29, 2023

Shum 

A peak male will not waste his time in the morning with a shit, shower, and a shave; he will wake up and start his day with a Shum… a shit, a shower, and a cum.

Jude: “Yo Lance let’s go get some at the gym tomorrow morning”.

Lance: “Sounds good bro, I’ll meet you outside at 8:15 right after I shum”.

Shum by Chazey August 15, 2025

Shum Liam Lum Doobily 

<noun> 'sh-um-lee-um-lum-doob-illy' singular: Derived from slang

A large penis

Person A: "My man, you got the utensils to pierce my shum liam lum doobily?"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"

Shum Liam Lum Doobily by Kevin Briggs September 21, 2011

Shum Egg

Nickname of Stanley Shum, is also used with Chicken Lui (and that makes Chicken Egg)

Nickname of Stanley Shum, is also used with Chicken Lui (and that makes Chicken Egg)

Student A:Is Shum Egg a real egg?
Student B:Think for yourself,8745

Shum Egg by Arandomrebelliousstudent November 10, 2019

Shum Cocktail 

“The result of unintentional impregnation with a mix of Shit and Cum - Ejaculating in a woman’s vagina after having had anal sex with ample cock soiling by fecal matter followed by impregnation of the woman where the excrement contaminated the insemination process and hence effects the personal development of the fathered child”.

Look at this dipshit – Ill bet his parents had a Shum Cocktail.

Shum Cocktail by Nihilist 1 September 16, 2009

shum shum shum

- "you can put it over there if you wish"

the spoon said to the sloth "shum shum shum", when discribing what to do with their friend.

shum shum shum by slothy fork March 30, 2009

Shum Sickle 

Mixture of shit/cum after a good assfucking then the remaining shum is sucked off your cock.

I fucked Holly's tight ass last night and when I was done I made her suck on my Shum Sickle. Best night ever!

Shum Sickle by The Baddest Bitch! December 22, 2009