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Shum Gargler

Occurs when a woman of questionable judgment places collected samplings of shum into her mouth, tilts her head back and procedes to gargle said shum for an indeterminate amount of time (generally until vomiting occurs)
Whenever that MILF gets drunk, she turns into a shum gargler!
by Eric the Terrible January 21, 2010
mugGet the Shum Garglermug.

shum stain

A Shum stain is a mixture of shit and cum in the form of a stain.
Girlfriend: what is this weird smelly stain babe

Her Mans: oh that’s a shum stain from a long forgotten night full of drinks and fun
by JustOneOfTheBoys November 6, 2019
mugGet the shum stainmug.

shum life

a way of life, it means no worries. A person, that lives their life the way they want.
by ;)kristen August 23, 2011
mugGet the shum lifemug.

Hum Shum

My son just got a new Hum Shum. She is a hottie!
by King Big Daddy March 21, 2014
mugGet the Hum Shummug.

Shum Tingz

My God, did you see, Amber? She is shum tingz!
by Annon October 31, 2003
mugGet the Shum Tingzmug.

shum wad

A wad of shit and cum, that gets churned together inside the asshole before it flys out
After i fucked that whores asshole, when she farted the shum wad shot out like a bullet, which smacked the wall and splattered
by Geno Laquisha May 30, 2008
mugGet the shum wadmug.

Shum Whore

A woman of questionable discretion that welcomes shumming during sexual intercourse. She in fact, relishes shum.
by Eric the Terrible January 21, 2010
mugGet the Shum Whoremug.

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