Shum Gargler

Occurs when a woman of questionable judgment places collected samplings of shum into her mouth, tilts her head back and procedes to gargle said shum for an indeterminate amount of time (generally until vomiting occurs)

Whenever that MILF gets drunk, she turns into a shum gargler!

by Eric the Terrible January 21, 2010

Hum Shum

A girlfriend

My son just got a new Hum Shum. She is a hottie!

by King Big Daddy March 21, 2014

shum stain

A Shum stain is a mixture of shit and cum in the form of a stain.

Girlfriend: what is this weird smelly stain babe

Her Mans: oh that’s a shum stain from a long forgotten night full of drinks and fun

by JustOneOfTheBoys November 6, 2019

shum life

a way of life, it means no worries. A person, that lives their life the way they want.

this is the shum life!

by ;)kristen August 23, 2011

Shum Tingz

A chick who is hot to death

My God, did you see, Amber? She is shum tingz!

by Annon October 31, 2003

shum wad

A wad of shit and cum, that gets churned together inside the asshole before it flys out

After i fucked that whores asshole, when she farted the shum wad shot out like a bullet, which smacked the wall and splattered

by Geno Laquisha May 30, 2008

Shum Shake

A delicious chocolate milkshake, with out chocolate and milk but with Shum

Mike: "Wanna a drink dude?"
Matt: "I want your girlfriends Shum Shake!"
Mike "Yer, lets ask!!"

by AZDAWG231 September 2, 2009