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i shat myself

I shat myself is an even more extraordinary sentence for I shit my pants, you don’t want to go around saying “I shit my pants” but instead you could say “ I shat myself” you’ll be the coolest kid at school.
Nessa Berret: i shat myself

Josh Richard: I thought you sharted
by idk what my name is lol November 12, 2020
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shat brack

Taking a raucous shit...an overly abrasive boom boom session. Usually happens after eating or drinking too much of one sketch product. Sometimes dairy products make one shat brack real hard.
Fuck dude, I just pounded mad swiss cake rolls and off brand american cheese singles-i'm gonna fuckin shat brack!

Last night I rocked 14 pints of Guinness and an industrial sized container of Crisco. Needless to say, I shat brack this morning mofucka!

Remember that time when Maurice got fired up on whiskey and shat brack in his pants?
by Kevin FitzGerald October 22, 2006
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Shat-Nav

Term given to all Satellite Navigation devices designed for driving.

They are often lost, confused, incorrect and suggesting the user make a U-turn when possible. Examples include directing the user to turn left into a river, against traffic in a one-way system or directing HGVs down single-lane country roads, which has led to a new road sign being created to warn drivers to ignore their sat-nav.
Sat-Nav: "After 200 yards, turn right"

Passenger: "Dude, will you turn off your Shat-Nav, it's directing you into that river!"
by borntoboogie July 5, 2009
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Shasta Soda

Shasta Soda is a budget-friendly, off-brand carbonated beverage (soda, pop, Coke, whatever you call it), sold in the Western US and parts of the Southwest US.

Shasta Soda is known for being cheap, easy to find from store to store, and horribly disgusting in taste. You know how some people liken drinking Coors Light to drinking cat piss? Well, the same can be said for Shasta Soda. It looks cool, and the price sure is low, but according to many, you're better off buying Kool-Aid packets and using parasite-infested water from your local sewage system.

Shasta Soda 2-liters of varying flavors are often used by Paul Harrell as targets on the range. It's a fantastic idea, and it illustrates a lot of the points he makes.

I'd rather drink New Coke. Or a large Farva.
"Dude, ever had Shasta Soda? It tastes like cat piss."

"We're not buying Shasta Soda. I'd rather drink my own urine."

"Hi, Paul Harrell here for Shasta Soda. At the end of a long day on the range, whether it's sunny or... Rainy, there's nothing quite as refreshing as Shasta Red... Punch. *Drinks it and spits it out* Jeez!"
by TheSuperTrooper August 19, 2020
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Ball Shat

The dry shit on the back of ones ballsack, usually caused by wiping from back to front.
"When little Katie tripped, she smelled that old guy's ball shat."
by Detective Shitgrin McGee December 16, 2011
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Omar Shatat

A.K.A Omar Shitat
An egotistical man who is bad at Fortnite and hates women. He enjoys streaming and kissing people named max. He enjoys killing all races because he believes in equal opportunity. (Also is rip off Bugha)
Omar Shatat is worse than turtles at Fortnite!
by RacismPlacism69 August 3, 2020
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shatap

A twisted way of telling one to shut up.
Danni: I'm gonna go out with my girlies tonight, get pissed have a good nigh...
Sunny: SHATAP!
by Dannielle_Baxter June 12, 2008
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