you've got to be shitting me

A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."

A phrase of disbelief.

Usually used in a playful manner.

Example 1: (playful)

Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.

Example 2: (serious)

Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.

by LCNeko December 30, 2015

pissing the shit out of me

when a person irritates you so much

Felix was on the computer again, he is "pissing the shit out of me"

by eric quackstein February 16, 2012

am i shitting me ?

the 180° of: "are you shitting me ?" an reluctant understanding of possible self delusion ! (ie: me/you fooling myself/yourself. the feeling of 'joking' with oneself !

i'm NOT going to PUKE !... am i shitting me ?

she's going to "let me off"...am i shitting me ?

by michael foolsley October 21, 2021

Shit me sideways with a screwdriver

Something to scream when you stub your toe or headbutt a doorframe

*Stubs toe*
"SHIT ME SIDEWAYS WITH A SCREWDRIVER"
*walks on like nothing happened"

by Legitnotspam March 29, 2015

You gotta be shitting me!

The total disbelief of the current situation, news or information.

Bill: "Peter, you sent over those TPS reports without the cover letter again. I need you to see me in my office."
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"

by The Mils Edition August 12, 2016

Shits Me Up the Wall

"Shit (or Shits) me up the wall" is basically another way of saying "Drives me crazy", often used among Australians.

It's assumed to be similar to "Drives me up the wall", although nobody's quite sure what it means exactly. Still; it's commonly used.

The new girls' generation song is catchy but I don't wanna listen to it too much; getting songs stuck in my head shits me up the wall.

by procrastinatoress February 21, 2011

you got to be shitting me

We somebody does something very dumb/stupid.

Really dude, you got to be shitting me.

by AwesomeTed123 May 15, 2015