Shipleyness

#Shipleyness is a state of mind. Anyone within the parish of shipley, located at the centre of the universe in West Yorkshire can experience it. Being good at smiling, waving, squeezing, hugging, kissing and, just being nice helps👍

Feeling some wonderful shipleyness

by Tesiwez August 24, 2017

Creepy Shirley

1. A creepy woman, often a townie, that can be found around local college bars. Creepy Shirleys sometimes have scars on their face and they usually talk nonsense to you in an attempt to pick you up. 2. Any creepy female in general.

I was watching the football game when that Creepy Shirley came up to me and said "Hey, I'm a girlie girl so I don't know much about football. I'd rather be in the kitchen, cooking dinner for YOU."

by GregCardinals October 30, 2007

oasis academy shirley park

A school full of fake bitches, wanna be roadmen

And neeks theirs a very thew real people and year 10 and 11 are the best year everyone bellow are all of the above

Oasis academy Shirley park

by The annoyance January 11, 2020

Pass the Shirley Temple

A phrase that is used inplace of asking permission to perform a handjob on a person.

Would you pass the Shirley Temple?

by Face Stabber March 9, 2005

Dirty Shirley

The adult version of the kid’s drink, shirley temple. Just add grenadine to 7-Up and then make it “dirty” by adding vodka. It’s especially good with raspberry flavoured vodka!

Hmm, i think my dirty shirley would taste better with a bit more grenadine.

by PacifiCait January 7, 2008

Shiplet

The resultant offspring of a intimate liaison between 2 ships. The usual gestation period is the time in which it takes to consume 2 vodka and cokes, a small rose and a orange and passionfruit J20.

or

The most heinous swearword known to mankind. Far, far worse than anything a certain stunning young lady had ever previously uttered whilst driving.

'Awwww, look at that Shiplet, isn't it cute.'

or

Ohhhh, okay, don't bother indicating then, you effing Shiplet!'

by Danonymous85 September 11, 2011

Shirley'd

When a Male has a Female haircut such as a perm or a bob.

Man 1: "Seans been to the hairdressers and had a bob"
Man 2: "You mean hes been Shirley'd?"
or
Man 1: "Im never getting my haircut there again, iv been Shirley'd"
or
Man 1: "Look at that man, hes got a Shirley"

by Heavy Dee April 24, 2012