sharthead

A term used for someone who is beyond stupid and just overall a very "sharty" person.

Rene is such a sharthead everyday, Jesus Christ somebody get this kid some help.

by swagmaster4realsies September 16, 2017

shit mate i just sharted

when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend

friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/

by ohshitm8ijistshartedddd November 18, 2019

Sharticles

Tiny brown fecal particles that come out of someones butt when they fart. this usually happens when a person has a wet fart, or after having taco bell.

"oh dude there's sharticles on my underwear."

by AudioDud3 November 29, 2017

sharlie

a girl who is what every guy wants.

danm look at her, shes a real sharlie.

by allthenamesaretakenalreaddddyy November 27, 2011

sharies

Shared masturbation, but not the same as mutual masturbation as you only masturbate yourself.

"Sharies is when you and a friend each take care of yourself but not each other. Usually you do it when you're sitting together and holding hands. Group sharies is when you do it with a group while you're sitting in a circle. But you can't do sharies if you're holding hands with two people! lol"

I love doing sharies with my best bud Lorien. She totally squeezes my hand when she cums! Sweet!

by Miley Spears January 19, 2009

Shartenis

A sharp and tiny penis

Larry has a shartenis

by Grenisthewenis July 22, 2017

Shartist

A shartist is a person who has the grandiose delusion that they are a talented & legitimate artist, when infact they are nothing but a common shartist.

Keith Urban thinks his music makes him an artist, he ain't nothing but a shartist.

by Alden Henson Read July 8, 2017