shampoo drunk

When you become drunk off only a couple of drinks the morning after a gnarly night on the town.

How is duty so drunk off only a couple peach schnapps? Oh dude she got righteous last night she's just shampoo drunk. Oh that's chill

by germanrodriguez22 July 26, 2014

wood shampoo

An occurence by which a person is beaten about the head and shoulders with a nightstick or other wooden club.

"HAW HAW HAW,that nigga resisted arrest,and got a wood shampoo for his troubles."

by CrowTard March 26, 2006

clorox shampoo

Snide way of saying a woman isn't a natural blonde, implying she bleaches her hair.

What do you use in your hair, Clorox shampoo?

by Alex Stockwell August 3, 2007

shampoo ambush

Known in scientific terms as 'Shampupicus Abushulance". It is when a shower cap is pulled over an unsuspecting victim, who is then squirted with shampoo, and then scrubbed verociously with toilet bowl scrubs. This is known to happen to people who refuse to shower.

"Did you see that Seth kid today? His hair was like a mirror!"
"Yeah, we should totally shampoo ambush him..."

by The Forrest Fire September 23, 2007

Fairy Of Shampoo

An amazing txt song that makes moas ascend everytime they listen to it

Fairy Of Shampoo is heaven to the ears

by goofyeedam456 July 24, 2022

shampoo loop

the occurrence of multiple shampooings or washing body parts during a shower because you get distracted and forget what you've already cleaned.

Writer: I had a great idea for a book this morning in the shower, but it led to a three round shampoo loop.

Friend: I hate that!

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Wife: You used all the hot water!

Husband: Sorry, I got stuck in a shampoo loop.

by bomt April 19, 2010

Shampooing the ferret

a hand job. the up and down movement that simulates a ferret shampoo.

my wrist is sore from shampooing the ferret for about 20 minutes last night.

by asorethumb March 30, 2010