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Scorched Chester

Receiving oral sex while the giver has a mouthful of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
The worst part of Scorched Chester is not the the orange crumbs all over my lap, but the 1st degree burns on my penis.
by Special Que May 17, 2022
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Scorch for chunky

Where you burn the top of your dick, so that when you cum it comes out chunky.
Yo, my dick hurts from when I scorch for chunky last night
by BjayAndrews May 30, 2022
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Scorching The Earth

When someone, in a last-ditch effort to get rid of a virus, deletes everything completely off a computer and reinstalls windows.

Origin: When trying to combat illnesses, the CDC or variant for that country will set things on fire to contain the spread of infection. They will burn dead bodies, towns, clothes, food, and even the ground with flamethrowers if there is a reason to believe the virus/bacterium could survive in dirt.
I tried AVG, Avast, Casperky... all of them. I ended up scorching the earth.
by wakkadoodooo June 28, 2012
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iggy and scorch

A nerdy , inventive goblin riding atop a lava spitting dinosaur
Iggy and scorch work well together.
by Jewishpizza August 9, 2017
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Scorch the Cockles

To jerk off, to cum IN A SPEEDY MANNER
Time to scorch the cockles!

I picked up a ho to scorch my cockles.

I scorch my cockles faster than most.

He scorched the cockles while doing a handstand.

Thou scorcheth the cockleth with much haste, good sir.
by dankboo October 2, 2019
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Scorched Earth

When an intense rage overcomes a person to the point of losing ther mind and all self control, and go on a rampage of destruction of property or the person that wronged them.
I went Scorched Earth when the constant uncontrolled beeping from the device across the street that went on for days, compelled me to go insane, so I lost my head and went over there with a hammer and bashed it to bits.
by Slow-wit April 10, 2023
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Scorch Valera

by Kenjaku July 31, 2023
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