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The Richard Weiss Scoring System

The "Richard Weiss Scoring System" involves three categories that describe how brazen a man delivers retributive justice on his spouse, girlfriend, or baby mama when she pushes him too far. A maximum of ten points can be achieved in each category. The categories are Style/Audacity, Method of Execution, and Psychological impact.
Man 1: "Yo! did you see the news last night? Some dude killed his wife with a ball pein hammer, cut her body into pieces, and the set them on fire, before getting into a shootout with the cops!"

Man 2:"Damn! He must've been pissed! That's a perfect score on the Richard Weiss Scoring system!"
by Silky Ink Studios June 10, 2019
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The Star Wars scoring ladder

This scale shows how good each Star Wars movie is compared to the others. Please note I am using the best and worst movie as baselines, meaning the best movie will automaticly be scored as 10 and the worst will be scored as 1.

Rating Title
10 Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
9 Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
8 Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
7
6 Star Wars Epidode III: Revenge of the Sith
5
4
3
2 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
1 Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menance
Guy 1: Dude which Star Wars is the best?

Guy 2: I dont know, lets check the Star Wars scoring ladder.

Guy 2: It's the Empire Strikes Back.
by SMSchoirboy October 24, 2011
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scroaching

Richard: "Hey Nick, stop scroaching on class, its freakin nasty."
Nick: "But it feels soo good!"
by Socal Richard L October 28, 2006
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scootching

when a dog rubs his ass along the ground after pooping.
My dog scoothes along the floor leaving skid marks behind.
by mary ann August 17, 2003
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scoringbuddy

my best friend alex is my scoringbuddy ,its great no clingyness
by supergirl123 January 17, 2009
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snotching

Snotching is when a girl rubs her nose up and down a man's gooch.
The filthy slag was snotching that guy
by Shug89 October 14, 2018
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Scrotching

Did you see Varun scrotching the other day? Gross!
by bigbang666 April 27, 2019
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