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Scion xB

A fun, humble toaster car, manufacturer by Scion, that is often ridiculed for it's boxy profile.

Scion is a now-defunct branch of Toyota, since 2016. The first-gen (2003-2006) xBs used the Toyota 1NZ-FE Inline 4 1.5L engine, capable of producing around 108 Hp. The second-gen xBs (2008-2015) used the Toyota 2AZ-FE Inline 4 2.4L engine, capable of producing around 158 Hp.

Despite the tC being Scion's top-selling car overall, the xB is the most iconic, dubbing the nickname "the toaster". While the xBs are not the best looking cars, they are fun (especially first generation manuals), fuel efficient, and extremely spacious on the interior. It's an ideal city car, but not highly recommend for extreme long-distance traveling.

An overwhelmingly majority of people who dislike the xB are people who have never driven them. Owners of xBs often praise the car for it's fun driving experience and spacious interior. While it's aesthetics are questionable, and it's engine isn't the most powerful, it doesn't have to be a high powered sports car to be a fun one.

The alternator belt, however, is a complete bitch and the advertisements look like a fever dream...
The Scion xB is affectionately called "The Almighty Toaster"
by Th3D1ff3r3nt0n3 November 7, 2025
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Visions Of Scion

Shitty band from the Midwest. Sorta like a rip off TDWP. hailing God and playing Christian Metal. Also known as a bunch of straightedge Jesus freaks.
Oh no look at the shitty band Visions Of Scion!
by GunnerBoone December 4, 2010
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2010 Scion XB

By far, one of the ugliest vehicles ever made. Driven solely by douchebag males and ugly females. Hooking up this POS, is laughable. Toyota, congratulations on the joke you've created in this vehicle.
Look at that butterface driving that 2010 Scion XB!
by Murphy Jones March 10, 2010
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Visions Of Scion

A band from the Midwest, who other bands get jealous of just because they are going out of their way to be something in life, and other people don't like them because they are little babies and think VoS is so much better than them and they hate that.
OMG DUDE!!! Visions of Scion is so good, but I hate them and I don't want them to know I like them...I am going to go cry and sent them hate mail...my life sucks!
by Imma Snake March 4, 2011
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2014 scion tc

This car is often clapped out by kids who wanna be in the act scene. Unfortunately this FWD car guarantees that the driver is homosexual and has had sex with multiple men.
Ben: sorry Guys my 2014 Scion tC can’t hold more than 200IBs
by 2012 Chevy Impala October 21, 2020
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unequaled scion

literally, an amazing male human being. An Unequaled Scion has features and attributes that are uncommon among his peers. He possesses a heart of gold, and an amazing quality of character, and he is physically flawless. Unequaled Scions are known to remain youthful both physically and mentally far longer than equaled scions.
"That guy sam is like 48 and sexy as hell, I bet he's an unequaled scion."
by FoxtrotU August 7, 2016
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